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Dec-6-2006 18:59

Nobody cares what you're really doing! So make something kooky up!

WHUT UUUUP?

Like, I'm on a laptop computer right now, but like, I don't own a laptop computer. I totally ran into a computer store and stole it off the table five minutes ago, and they totally called the cops and as I type this, three squad cars are chasing me! But they'll never catch me, because I have a vial of my patented invisibility juice <GULP> YEAH BAYBEE I'M INVISIBLE!

WHUT UUUUPPP?

Dec-7-2006 17:38

I scaled a four thousand foot mountain today! A four thousand foot mountain...of Jell-o!

WHUT UUUUUUP!!

Dec-7-2006 18:10

So I was in line at the drugstore, to fill my prescription for my syphillis medication? When in walks my babydaddy. He's with some hoochie who has all the substance of Britney Spears' underwear. So I'm all like hey! That my babydaddy! And she was like Oh really? I'm so sorry, I hate to split a family up. And she bought some breath mints and left. Meanwhile my babydaddy browsed through the greeting cards in the "I'm Sorry" section. The best part was that they had a generic version of my medication, so with the money I saved I bought some pantyhose and a Cosmopolitan magazine! My babydaddy won't know what hit him tonight!

WHUT UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPP!!!!

Dec-7-2006 18:22

NOW DAT'S WHAT I'M TALKIN' BOUT!

WHUT UUUUUUP INDEEDY!

Dec-8-2006 21:58

I 'm talking on my cell phone to my bookie and typing my research paper- double spaced 1 inch margins - on a typewriter, yep a typewriter my computer is broke, while playing Wii - tennis. Aw man, the remote just went flying into my TV and the typewriter needs more correction tape. Gotta go. I bet Kinkos has correction tape.

WHUT UUUP WID U?

Dec-9-2006 01:51

OK so I was in the self-help/ointment aisle of my local pharmacy (grr again), picking out the diapers I wanna wear this week, just minding my own biz-nitch and thinking about how groovy it would be to fall asleep in a recession-buster sized tub of gravy from KFC, and it occurs to me that I don't know what the 11 way-secret 'herbs and spices' are, so I ask the col. with the bolo tie if his last name rhymes with sanders, and he's all "yeah...what's my name, beeyatch?", and the ONLY thing I can think of to say is "Can I call you Cousin Ray-Ray?"

Wow...awkward.

WHUT UUUUP?

Dec-9-2006 22:06

bump

Dec-9-2006 22:08

I'm getting annoyed with teenagers....

WHUT UUUUUUP?

(oh wait, its supposed to be something fake???...crap)

Dec-10-2006 00:38

It's not your teenage cousin's fault peeps be wanna calling him Ray-Ray...wait till the next family reunion, then oxycute his sorry ass with the deep-down filth-killing bubbly-scrubbing foaming action. Don't let him up until he says "Ray-Ray sees the LIGHT, yo"

If he moans about a train at the end of a tunnel, that's totally not your problem.

Dec-28-2006 04:57

I just got back from the past but I think I messed up the whole space-time continuum thingie and I think I altered the events for the future. See I took my laptop and my Treo - gotta stay connected. I was trying to redo my 1st year in Air Force when the Government found out I had "special equipment". They wanted from weapon development I said no way so thay stole it and tried to lock me up. There was a struggle and all of a sudded another one of me appeard, she, I mean I or me anyway BackInTheDay Farm A Sea shot them with animal tranquilizers. We ran away right into my 'timewarp spinning hole thinga ma bob in the air'. I landed right here infront of my computer. She, um me 2, don't quite know what to call her is in my kitchen making toast.

Now all I have to do is convince my mom she had twins.

WHAT UUUPP?

Dec-28-2006 05:30

I have a question....

When you (she) shot them with animal tranquilizers, did they do the slow mo fall down going N-O-O-O-O-O-O-O?