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Dec-5-2006 16:24

Rules: Someone asks a "What would you do if?" question. The next person replies, and says their own question.

Example:
Person 1 - What would you do if cheese fell from the sky?
Person 2 - Make fondue!; WWYDI sleuth closed down?
Person 3 - Commit suicide!; WWYDI the world was going to blow up?
etc.
Here you go: What would you do if there were only two dimensions, and everything was flat?

Jan-4-2007 17:31

I'd stick a red sponge on my nose and dye my hair blue to escape their notcie.

WWYDI all the coffee in the world was suddenly magic'd into decaf?

Jan-5-2007 02:37

I still wouldn't drink it...

WWYDI the world was exactly like Shangri-La?

Jan-6-2007 11:57

I'd stop shooting heroin.

WWYDI you won $247 million from the lottery, but accepting the dough meant getting your pictures plastered all over the news, and you're in the Witness Protection Program?

Jan-10-2007 21:07

I'd wear a paper bag over my face (with eye holes cut out of course).

WWYDI you were invited to a former best friend's wedding and you REALLY didn't want to go?

Jan-11-2007 01:37

I'd glue a fake beard on my little brother, regale him with tales of an open bar and send him in my place, telling him to act real distant and sign my name on any yearbooks that were being circulated -- natch.

WWYDI you had severe dog allergies AND a buy-one-get-one-free card at the local pet store?

Jan-13-2007 22:42

Since the buy-one-get-one-free card was for anything in the store, I'd have to bypass the dogs while sneezing my head off and go straight to the lizards where I would have to buy one (and get one free) to bring home with me (that's what you get for not being more specific, Crunch!). :)

WWYDI you had all the time in the world?

Jan-14-2007 04:03

I'd do all the things in the world... and no guys i don't mean do them... i mean as in things to do... (had to be specific knowing certain minds wander and wonder)

WWYDI you woke up one morning and found you would never sleep again, as if time stood still?

Mar-11-2007 11:12

I'd rejoice in how much "extra time" I now had with which to do things.

WWYDI time stopped for everyone and everything in the world, except for you?

Apr-30-2007 23:41

Situps. No...wait. First, arrange all my enemies in compromising positions with livestock, then get a camera, THEN a few situps.

WWYDI you woke up to find me sleeping on your porch?

May-1-2007 16:43

I'd love to come up with something totally snappy and completely hilarious, but the truth is that I'd wake you up, bring you inside, feed you a yummy meal, and offer the sofabed so you could get more sleep. Oh, and a bath while I washed your clothes. Because if you were sleeping on my porch, I can guarantee that my cat peed all over you.

WWYDI you were offered a chance to help someone in need, but had to not pay your monthly bills in order to do it?