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Confess, ye sleuthy sinners!
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crunchpatty
Old Shoe
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Nov-16-2006 00:47
Sooo...the mighty gumshoe board feels a bit slow today. *Bob the Builder voice* Can we fix it? Yes we can!
Got a skeleton pounding on your closet? A secret in the attic? A monkey (no, not precious Bobo...and not the raging back hair you try to pass off as a Bonobo backpack either) on your back?
Let it all out, boo.
K, I'll start with a few (true) examples.
When I was 16, I robbed the house belonging to to heir of a pickle dynasty.
I used to steal Volkswagen signs to be more like one of the Beastie Boys.
I have bought more than one kind of deodorant in the same day, on the advice of a friend.
I salivate a little whenever I walk by a hot dog vendor.
I totally car-megeddoned a pigeon last month.
Sometimes, I find Bob Sagat funny.
I'm Canadian and I really don't care about hockey.
Plus, I covet my neighbor's ox every day.
Speak!!!
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Bela Talbot III
Con Artist
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May-19-2013 03:21
I really don't hate animals, especially dogs, who I think are really sweet; except they really scare me. As does ANY animal. But that's more my fault :P
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Cordelia Falco
Battered Shoe
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May-19-2013 04:30
I'm not good at birds, either. I confuse people walking towards me because I detour to avoid pigeons. I was waiting for a train recently when a seagull did this terrifying long sort of dive-bomb swoop and snatched a cake out of the hands of a girl on the next bench, and I've therefore vowed never to eat anything in public ever again. Or at least, not within about 100 miles of the sea.
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Bela Talbot III
Con Artist
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May-19-2013 08:07
OH MY GOD!!! It's nightmares for me tonight, for sure :(
That is freaky *hides behind computer* And will NOT help my fear :P
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Bela Talbot III
Con Artist
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May-19-2013 08:11
Seriously, it snatched it out?? Right out of her hands???
And I once a movie where birds (crows, I think) attacked a *haunted* house, and went right for the eyes of the victim people...it was terrifying! Birds....sharp beaks...this is releasing a few repressed memories and dreams of me being attacked by crows...
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Bela Talbot III
Con Artist
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Jul-5-2013 07:29
I HATE people reading over my shoulder! Nay, LOATHE!
*unleashes dark side, and goes back to being all smiley-like*
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Bela Talbot III
Con Artist
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Jul-6-2013 10:25
I am absolutely convinced that if I can remember the stuff that happens in my dreams, my life is made :) No, really, I'm semi-conscious while dreaming, and sometimes, go back and go as far as giving myself superpowers, just so I don't die :D My head makes up the *wickedest* stuff... :)
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phoenixfyre
Sleuth About Town
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Aug-9-2013 08:23
I am hard of hearing, but I often pretend it's worse than it is so that I'm able to catch snatches of conversation people are having when they think I can't hear. For shame, I know.
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Bela Talbot III
Con Artist
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Aug-10-2013 00:57
It sounds pretty fun, actually :D
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phoenixfyre
Sleuth About Town
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Aug-10-2013 04:52
Maybe I should become a sleuth in real life? This would be quite the trick!
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Bela Talbot III
Con Artist
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Aug-11-2013 03:11
No, that'd *ensure* that everybody'll start clamming up :)
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