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Confess, ye sleuthy sinners!
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crunchpatty
Old Shoe
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Nov-16-2006 00:47
Sooo...the mighty gumshoe board feels a bit slow today. *Bob the Builder voice* Can we fix it? Yes we can!
Got a skeleton pounding on your closet? A secret in the attic? A monkey (no, not precious Bobo...and not the raging back hair you try to pass off as a Bonobo backpack either) on your back?
Let it all out, boo.
K, I'll start with a few (true) examples.
When I was 16, I robbed the house belonging to to heir of a pickle dynasty.
I used to steal Volkswagen signs to be more like one of the Beastie Boys.
I have bought more than one kind of deodorant in the same day, on the advice of a friend.
I salivate a little whenever I walk by a hot dog vendor.
I totally car-megeddoned a pigeon last month.
Sometimes, I find Bob Sagat funny.
I'm Canadian and I really don't care about hockey.
Plus, I covet my neighbor's ox every day.
Speak!!!
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Francesca Romano
Old Shoe
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May-2-2013 23:43
Hmmm, let me see.
I'm so scared of cockroaches I couldn't sleep for four nights after one entered my house.
Whenever I leave my house, I fantasize about a frog being on the bushes nearby and get horrified of the thought.
I absolutely hate when I say I'm about to go somewhere and Mom drops by my house anyway.
And I prefer to go places on my own because I may decide I want to come home like five minutes after getting to wherever I'm going. '-'
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Kathryn Gumshoe the 7th
Battered Shoe
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May-7-2013 12:45
I confess that before today, I have not signed on for years.
I've seen every episode of Family Guy and can identify most of the cutaways when prompted.
Also, my first celebrity crush was William Shatner.
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Francesca Romano
Old Shoe
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May-8-2013 17:04
I confess (one more time with the spilling out confessions) that I'd prefer to stay home and sleep than to go anywhere and do anything.
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Bela Talbot III
Con Artist
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May-18-2013 04:06
Right back at ya, Fran! Recently, I got dragged out to a (stupid, no-net-connection) hill station, to "enjoy nature" The only thing I enjoyed was buying the 1/4 kilo of dark chocolate :) While at it, I'll say that insects are totally okay for me, but ANY kind of big animal (I mean, a dog, not an elephant or anything) terrify the heck outta me. Birds too. Stupid crazy sharp beaks? No, thanks! (And I mean, to the extent of not touching baby chicks. Yeah. Baby. Chicks. Just come out of eggs. It's not that pathetic though, right?
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Francesca Romano
Old Shoe
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May-18-2013 17:31
Tell me about it, Bella. I had this conversation with my Mom today. She was, as usual, telling me how I don't enjoy my life and don't go places. The thing is, I HATE going to the beach, and that's all she wants me to do. So yes, going to a place you hate doesn't seem to count as "enjoying your life".
As for animals, I'll agree on dogs. I don't hate them or anything, but I'm afraid of most of them. And cockroaches, yes.
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Bela Talbot III
Con Artist
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May-19-2013 03:21
I really don't hate animals, especially dogs, who I think are really sweet; except they really scare me. As does ANY animal. But that's more my fault :P
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Cordelia Falco
Battered Shoe
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May-19-2013 04:30
I'm not good at birds, either. I confuse people walking towards me because I detour to avoid pigeons. I was waiting for a train recently when a seagull did this terrifying long sort of dive-bomb swoop and snatched a cake out of the hands of a girl on the next bench, and I've therefore vowed never to eat anything in public ever again. Or at least, not within about 100 miles of the sea.
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Bela Talbot III
Con Artist
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May-19-2013 08:07
OH MY GOD!!! It's nightmares for me tonight, for sure :(
That is freaky *hides behind computer* And will NOT help my fear :P
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Bela Talbot III
Con Artist
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May-19-2013 08:11
Seriously, it snatched it out?? Right out of her hands???
And I once a movie where birds (crows, I think) attacked a *haunted* house, and went right for the eyes of the victim people...it was terrifying! Birds....sharp beaks...this is releasing a few repressed memories and dreams of me being attacked by crows...
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Bela Talbot III
Con Artist
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Jul-5-2013 07:29
I HATE people reading over my shoulder! Nay, LOATHE!
*unleashes dark side, and goes back to being all smiley-like*
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