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Nov-16-2006 00:47

Sooo...the mighty gumshoe board feels a bit slow today. *Bob the Builder voice* Can we fix it? Yes we can!

Got a skeleton pounding on your closet? A secret in the attic? A monkey (no, not precious Bobo...and not the raging back hair you try to pass off as a Bonobo backpack either) on your back?

Let it all out, boo.

K, I'll start with a few (true) examples.

When I was 16, I robbed the house belonging to to heir of a pickle dynasty.

I used to steal Volkswagen signs to be more like one of the Beastie Boys.

I have bought more than one kind of deodorant in the same day, on the advice of a friend.

I salivate a little whenever I walk by a hot dog vendor.

I totally car-megeddoned a pigeon last month.

Sometimes, I find Bob Sagat funny.

I'm Canadian and I really don't care about hockey.

Plus, I covet my neighbor's ox every day.

Speak!!!

May-26-2011 14:18

Is this a sleuth-girl ciara rehash?

Jun-1-2011 11:58

* I remember with fondness the nights where I used to put on film noir and sleuth all night.
* I once posed in a nude calendar.
* I have read all the Twilight books.
* I have a fish named Mr. Pretty Pretty and I love him.
* The only relationship I will ever be in is with my career.

Oct-24-2011 12:43

I just remembered a few lol

I yell at my sister for drinking the last of the soda or tea out of the jug not because it was gross but because I was planning to sneak in and do the same later.

I once locked someone inside a house with a cell phone in hand and nearly died laughing when I came back 30 minutes later when I found them standing inside the door yelling help... (He still doesnt know it was me)

I sent 7,622 texts last month and I count it as a record...

I keep a weapon under my pillow... (Don't ask)

I freak out more over new books coming out then movies.

I once knocked a speaker off the wall and broke it then blamed it on the kid next to me.

I make jokes to at moments when jokes shouldn't be made...

That's all I can think of at the moment...

May-15-2012 14:11

Sometimes, when I'm in a bad mood, I call the cable company to complain about their horrible service just to release some negative energy...

May-16-2012 21:37

i am competiterive in the game Connect four and I play with kids from kindergarten and I make them get me a nickel and I keep the nickel even tho i no them kids cant even count to four anyways, lmao.

May-16-2012 21:49

Nickel and diming little kids over connect four, i dont think i can top that, haha.

May-22-2012 18:02

I like Justin Bieber. LOL

I am soooo kidding. But I do like Lady Gaga and Glee.

Jul-19-2012 14:30

This needs another bump to the top. So many people who haven't confessed yet.

*Hint Hint*

Jul-19-2012 17:36

i have no confessions to make. so hmph,

Feb-13-2013 21:00

I wish I lived in a different climate
I tried escargot once-- and liked it
I can sing "I'm Going to See You Today" from memory
When I was in 8th grade, I had a crush on Van Heflin , the guy from 'The Strange Love of Martha Ivers'
Also when I was young, I wished that I went to that school from those 1950's British comedy movies
I cannot stand most modern movies unless they are absolutely brilliant
I'm a bad typer. My best speed was 40 WPM, and that was when I was looking at the keyboard.
I'm sort of an over-anxious person