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Confess, ye sleuthy sinners!
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crunchpatty
Old Shoe
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Nov-16-2006 00:47
Sooo...the mighty gumshoe board feels a bit slow today. *Bob the Builder voice* Can we fix it? Yes we can!
Got a skeleton pounding on your closet? A secret in the attic? A monkey (no, not precious Bobo...and not the raging back hair you try to pass off as a Bonobo backpack either) on your back?
Let it all out, boo.
K, I'll start with a few (true) examples.
When I was 16, I robbed the house belonging to to heir of a pickle dynasty.
I used to steal Volkswagen signs to be more like one of the Beastie Boys.
I have bought more than one kind of deodorant in the same day, on the advice of a friend.
I salivate a little whenever I walk by a hot dog vendor.
I totally car-megeddoned a pigeon last month.
Sometimes, I find Bob Sagat funny.
I'm Canadian and I really don't care about hockey.
Plus, I covet my neighbor's ox every day.
Speak!!!
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Anais Nin
Thespian
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Mar-23-2010 12:49
I'm not as naive as I let people think. ;)
I've eaten things with the sole purpose of freaking people out, including pickles, calamari, mealworms, crickets, waxworms, cat food, and venison.
I couldn't ride a bike until I was in 3rd grade, and that only because my class went on a Bike Hike, and I wanted to go, too. I was very proud when I only fell down 23 times. :)
Like Riza, I really like someone who plays this game, but I don't like the same person she does. ;)
I own more purses than shoes.
I'm not really a big fan of TV... I'd rather read books.
The first (and only) movie I did NOT cry at was A Walk to Remember... because I had finished the book an hour before I saw the movie and had absolutely no tears left.
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Cordelia Falco
Battered Shoe
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Apr-8-2010 09:17
I love calamari. Does that count? :)
It's probably time I got this off my chest.
I talk to my suspects during my cases.
It ranges all the way from 'Nooo, you *can't* say you were with the sodding Librarian as well!' to 'Thank you, that was the perfect answer, you wonderful man, have a cigar'. With stuff in between.
*wonders if that rings any bells with anyone else round here or whether it's just her...*
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Leola Luiza
Battered Shoe
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Apr-10-2010 17:15
I have quite an intense Octopus phobia.
I am 27, Nickelodeon is my favorite channel and I miss “Are You Afraid of the Dark”!
I have watched the movie “The Burbs” over 300 times and can recite every line from it.
I rip the cotton part of Q-Tips off to dig in my ears. (They get very itchy!)
I am obsessed with anything dealing with the paranormal.
I HATE romantic gestures and PDA grosses me out.
Oh, and when I was younger, I sprayed almost a whole can of Pledge into my brothers eyes.
*twirls a can of Pledge and puts it back in her holster*
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Cordelia Falco
Battered Shoe
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Apr-11-2010 00:10
Intrigued - PDA? Googling it didn't seem to bring up anything that would fit that statement! :)
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Secret_Squirrel
Safety Officer
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Apr-11-2010 00:38
public displays of affection I suspect Cordy
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Leola Luiza
Battered Shoe
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Apr-11-2010 09:50
You are correct SS. I think it's nasty to watch others make-out, yet I love watching those VH1 dating shows. Hmmm....
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Anikka
Babelfish
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Apr-11-2010 10:40
Cordy, I'm with you. I, too, talk to my suspects.
Thankfully, no one else is in the house when I do that...
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Cordelia Falco
Battered Shoe
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Apr-12-2010 05:33
Thanks Ani for making feel slightly less barking... :)
And ta SS for the translation!
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Kathryn Gumshoe the 7th
Battered Shoe
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Apr-22-2010 13:23
Been a while since I've been to this thread. ;)
Okay, let's see what I haven't already mentioned...
I hate this generation but love Family Guy (mostly for the song-and-dance sequences).
I identify more with boys than girls (yet I'm a girl).
I'm terrible at talking to people.
I chew paper in the mornings instead of gum.
I like to tell people I never cry though that is clearly false.
I hate freshman yet I'm in love with one.
I once took two free ice cream sandwiches at lunch when we were only supposed to get one each.
I disco dance in the library at school.
I flip off any kissing couples at the movie theater, be they on the screen or in seats in front of me.
I can breathe like Darth Vader.
Anais Nin -- I'm sixteen and STILL can't ride a bike. Tried very unsuccessfully last summer. ;)
I laugh at Jack's fate in Titanic just to tick my romantically-minded sister off.
My favorite films are mostly war films and my friends think I'm crazy because of it.
I throw fits when my friends pull my hair right after eating chicken nuggets... a very radical vegetarian.
I only use the TV set to play my exercise DVDs.
I once had a complete fit at camp because I couldn't go to Narnia and see King Peter.
I yell every time I talk about movies.
When I was young, I was mad at my sister and drew a fuzzball picture, depicting her, and named it "Hairy Perri."
I know all the words to Mack the Knife except for the ones Bobby Darin didn't enunciate clearly enough.
All for now!
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Lady Jas
The Chosen One
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Apr-22-2010 15:59
Anais, I to this day, still cannot ride a bike..and have no desire to!
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