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crunchpatty
crunchpatty
Old Shoe

Nov-16-2006 00:47

Sooo...the mighty gumshoe board feels a bit slow today. *Bob the Builder voice* Can we fix it? Yes we can!

Got a skeleton pounding on your closet? A secret in the attic? A monkey (no, not precious Bobo...and not the raging back hair you try to pass off as a Bonobo backpack either) on your back?

Let it all out, boo.

K, I'll start with a few (true) examples.

When I was 16, I robbed the house belonging to to heir of a pickle dynasty.

I used to steal Volkswagen signs to be more like one of the Beastie Boys.

I have bought more than one kind of deodorant in the same day, on the advice of a friend.

I salivate a little whenever I walk by a hot dog vendor.

I totally car-megeddoned a pigeon last month.

Sometimes, I find Bob Sagat funny.

I'm Canadian and I really don't care about hockey.

Plus, I covet my neighbor's ox every day.

Speak!!!



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Ima Vagabond
Ima Vagabond
Vigilante

Jul-6-2007 12:37

I'm shorter than my mother and my father.

Ms Helen
Ms Helen
Con Artist

Jul-6-2007 19:51

*begs to differ about the british accent making you sound smarter*

never worked for me anyway and i've had the accent 22 years :)

oh btw i'm back.... sorta kinda

Secret_Squirrel
Secret_Squirrel
Safety Officer

Jul-6-2007 20:10

^ I confess I've missed your rants :D

crunchpatty
crunchpatty
Old Shoe

Jul-7-2007 00:12

Watch how fast things change for you now that you're in the US, Miss Helen. Jeeeee-sus, aren't you in the south, too? I betcha someone hands you a PhD and a chicken leg and makes you a world politics correspondent/fishing show jokewriter for CNN before the month is through :)

Ms Helen
Ms Helen
Con Artist

Jul-7-2007 10:43

lets just say sweet tea, cell phones and grits have become part of my everyday language :) oh yeah and first time in like 5 years that i've had a tan so all's good. Oh and i've already been accused of starting to sound like an american god help me :)

starfly777
starfly777

Jul-7-2007 12:14

ha ha I wish i could be paid 2$ every time i grew... heck, why not 50$

Ima Vagabond
Ima Vagabond
Vigilante

Jul-7-2007 12:21

Ha Ha, that's what he said.

starfly777
starfly777

Jul-7-2007 12:36

HA HA... i don't know if i can stand it any longer

biggie528
biggie528
Lucky Stiff

Jul-7-2007 17:00

Proving that there's someone out there for everyone...

Welcome back Ms Helen :)

Arianna Quinn
Arianna Quinn

Jul-13-2007 06:18

I liked forensic science so much that I majored in it while at uni with no intent of actully going into that profession.
When it came time to do the "pig dig" for one of my classes I ( and the rest of the class) were very dissapointed that there were only bones to dig up and not an actual body.
My dream job would be to work on a body farm or as a pathologists assistant.
I love to read Patricia Cornwell.

Some other sad obsessions/revelations
I collect comic books and love cartoons especially the ones from DC
Yes I am a twenty something girl

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