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crunchpatty
crunchpatty
Old Shoe

Nov-16-2006 00:47

Sooo...the mighty gumshoe board feels a bit slow today. *Bob the Builder voice* Can we fix it? Yes we can!

Got a skeleton pounding on your closet? A secret in the attic? A monkey (no, not precious Bobo...and not the raging back hair you try to pass off as a Bonobo backpack either) on your back?

Let it all out, boo.

K, I'll start with a few (true) examples.

When I was 16, I robbed the house belonging to to heir of a pickle dynasty.

I used to steal Volkswagen signs to be more like one of the Beastie Boys.

I have bought more than one kind of deodorant in the same day, on the advice of a friend.

I salivate a little whenever I walk by a hot dog vendor.

I totally car-megeddoned a pigeon last month.

Sometimes, I find Bob Sagat funny.

I'm Canadian and I really don't care about hockey.

Plus, I covet my neighbor's ox every day.

Speak!!!



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Cordelia Falco
Cordelia Falco
Battered Shoe

Jul-5-2007 10:33

Wow, how does that work? That's a potentially inspiring concept. Is a real British accent likely to get me anywhere? (And if so, where?)


I confess that I've become mysteriously addicted to raspberries.

starfly777
starfly777

Jul-5-2007 11:58

british accents make you sound smarter, that's all really

Raspberries....... i see, mine is........ ummmm.......i'll have to say...fudge shoppe stripped cookies..... YUMMMMYYYYY!!!!!

*looks around*

* nodds to self*

* secretly snaggs some from pantry*

*walks back to office, and slowly, but quickly munches down on the goodies*

*snicker snicker*

*hide it under somthing in the trash, and leave the scene*

* time 4 more!!!!!!!!!!*

starfly777
starfly777

Jul-5-2007 18:41

I am taller than my mother

*hee hee*
*sigh*
*snifle* *sniffle*
*t*
*e*
*a*
*r*
&-(

im 5 feet 8inches ......... wooooaahh!

biggie528
biggie528
Lucky Stiff

Jul-6-2007 05:47

Are you getting paid by the line?

Ima Vagabond
Ima Vagabond
Safety Officer

Jul-6-2007 12:37

I'm shorter than my mother and my father.

Ms Helen
Ms Helen
Con Artist

Jul-6-2007 19:51

*begs to differ about the british accent making you sound smarter*

never worked for me anyway and i've had the accent 22 years :)

oh btw i'm back.... sorta kinda

Secret_Squirrel
Secret_Squirrel
Safety Officer

Jul-6-2007 20:10

^ I confess I've missed your rants :D

crunchpatty
crunchpatty
Old Shoe

Jul-7-2007 00:12

Watch how fast things change for you now that you're in the US, Miss Helen. Jeeeee-sus, aren't you in the south, too? I betcha someone hands you a PhD and a chicken leg and makes you a world politics correspondent/fishing show jokewriter for CNN before the month is through :)

Ms Helen
Ms Helen
Con Artist

Jul-7-2007 10:43

lets just say sweet tea, cell phones and grits have become part of my everyday language :) oh yeah and first time in like 5 years that i've had a tan so all's good. Oh and i've already been accused of starting to sound like an american god help me :)

starfly777
starfly777

Jul-7-2007 12:14

ha ha I wish i could be paid 2$ every time i grew... heck, why not 50$

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