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Nov-16-2006 00:47

Sooo...the mighty gumshoe board feels a bit slow today. *Bob the Builder voice* Can we fix it? Yes we can!

Got a skeleton pounding on your closet? A secret in the attic? A monkey (no, not precious Bobo...and not the raging back hair you try to pass off as a Bonobo backpack either) on your back?

Let it all out, boo.

K, I'll start with a few (true) examples.

When I was 16, I robbed the house belonging to to heir of a pickle dynasty.

I used to steal Volkswagen signs to be more like one of the Beastie Boys.

I have bought more than one kind of deodorant in the same day, on the advice of a friend.

I salivate a little whenever I walk by a hot dog vendor.

I totally car-megeddoned a pigeon last month.

Sometimes, I find Bob Sagat funny.

I'm Canadian and I really don't care about hockey.

Plus, I covet my neighbor's ox every day.

Speak!!!

Apr-16-2007 09:48

This is an interesting thread from my point of view so here goes.

I'm a minister by profession.
I'm taking notes.
Crunch has some a portable confessional booth en route to his house as we speak.

On a more personal note:
I own and have read all of the Little House On the Prairie novels...
I watch home remodeling/redecorating shows obsessively
I was captain of the football team in HS, but hated playing because I was lazy.
I have NEVER watched Titanic due to a personal boycott of movies to which I know the ending.

Apr-16-2007 09:56

*falls on knees and prays the porta-guilt short bus will look even a little like the popemobile*

Sometimes I grade students better if I like them.
I'm starting to hate What Not To Wear less.
I'll drink to avoid driving if I feel like it.

Apr-16-2007 15:47

The cadre padre have forwarded your confession and your contrition is duly noted.

I have tried the Adkins diet only because it allows me to eat copious amounts of red meat.
If my wife isn't home, then all articles of loose clothing go into the "dirty clothes basket" because it's easier for her to wash, dry and put them up than for me to just put them up.
I prefer Nashville Star to American Idol.
I prefer barium enemas to American Idol.

Apr-16-2007 21:31

I have a complete nervous breakdown when I see Yoshi from Mario.
I secretly still like DREAM and Aaron Carter.
When my sister isn't home, I pour water on her laptop.
I stole from my afterschool daycare in 3rd grade because I really liked the Beanie Babies the lady had.
I cheated on a big report in 6th grade.
I hate most of the people I hang out with.
I lie about being sick so I have more days to do reports.
I used to cut myself with glass bottle caps with the edges and various metal objects.
I act hyper at school to get attention.
I label others and hypocrite them for labeling me.
I enjoy the smell of Sharpies and got accidently high off them before.
I think my Social Studies teacher is hot.
I tell my friend Michelle when I'm on the bus, that I "had a bad day and need to listen to my music" so I don't have to talk to her, sometimes.
I act more mature on this site than I really am.

Ummm... Can't think of anything else at the moment. :)

Apr-16-2007 21:38

Oh, and Crunch, Bob Saget is awesome.

:(

I love the song he's featured in about him called "Ridin' With Saget".

Apr-17-2007 04:47

I'll drink to avoid driving if I feel like it.

I do that too! (or at least, thats the excuse for my copious amounts of drinking)

Apr-17-2007 05:08

I secretly dream about being a spy/PI. (I'm male what can I say)

Apr-17-2007 06:52

I threw away my 7th grade report card from the final 6 weeks because I had a "D" in a subject.
I was throwing rocks from our newly paved parking lot high into the air and one of them came down on the hood of a brand new 5th Avenue, leaving a golf-ball sized dent...at church. I hid.
I still count Fletch and Fletch Lives among the all-time great comedic contributions to the film world.

Apr-26-2007 16:18

I like the taste of Blood.
I have a crush on an Anime character (hehe).
I pretended I couldn't use my left arm to (i.e. not useing it, not puting it in the sleeve of my coat, etc) just because I felt like it.
I think swear words but have only said one once.
I use to climb the stone walls at my church.
I told my class I was able to speak German even though I suck at it.
I know the password to the parental block on my computer. And use it alot.

Apr-26-2007 18:18

I just ate half a pound of M&M's.