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crunchpatty
crunchpatty
Old Shoe

Nov-16-2006 00:47

Sooo...the mighty gumshoe board feels a bit slow today. *Bob the Builder voice* Can we fix it? Yes we can!

Got a skeleton pounding on your closet? A secret in the attic? A monkey (no, not precious Bobo...and not the raging back hair you try to pass off as a Bonobo backpack either) on your back?

Let it all out, boo.

K, I'll start with a few (true) examples.

When I was 16, I robbed the house belonging to to heir of a pickle dynasty.

I used to steal Volkswagen signs to be more like one of the Beastie Boys.

I have bought more than one kind of deodorant in the same day, on the advice of a friend.

I salivate a little whenever I walk by a hot dog vendor.

I totally car-megeddoned a pigeon last month.

Sometimes, I find Bob Sagat funny.

I'm Canadian and I really don't care about hockey.

Plus, I covet my neighbor's ox every day.

Speak!!!



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Secret_Squirrel
Secret_Squirrel
Safety Officer

Nov-29-2006 17:59

lol I just want to clarify that besides Pay it Forward, the tears for Haley Joel were out of sheer pain at having to watch him act... let's not confuse me with the pink fluffy bunnies of happiness, please :)

sighs... but I have been known to shed a tear during the Sound of Music.

what'syourname
what'syourname

Nov-29-2006 21:16

hee hee... sound of music is a classic... i use to watch it all the time... drove my mom nuts!! *the hills are alive.... with the sound of music*

biggie528
biggie528
Lucky Stiff

Nov-30-2006 05:47

ahh pink fluffy bunnies....

I still can't watch "A Christmas Story" because I get terrified everytime that kid gets his tongue stuck to the pole (weird childhood fear I guess)

what'syourname
what'syourname

Nov-30-2006 08:17

LOL ... biggie... hey is that because you use to stick your tongue to cold poles??? ohhh too funny!!!



Trey Lin
Trey Lin
Assistant Librarian

Nov-30-2006 18:11

OUCH!

I admit to crying during Bambi...

what'syourname
what'syourname

Dec-2-2006 17:48

OHHH I cant take it anymore.. i must confess... I am totally addicted to HARRY POTTER.... oh the shame.... her i am 28 yrs old and i like watching a movie about a little kid. *starts crying where's my broom ... Harry potter*



Al Z
Al Z

Dec-2-2006 22:05

I went ski-ing once.

Some jerk decided to tie his kid's shoe on the slope. I was so scared I would plow into them and go to jail for multiple manslaughter that I veered out of the way, lost my balance, tumbled awkwardly, landed on my face, and slid the rest of the way down the mountain slope on my belly screaming like a nine year old little girl the whole way down.

I still don't know what happened to the ski that was on my left foot!



Emerald Drew
Emerald Drew
Old Shoe

Dec-3-2006 01:03

I frequently watch Nickelodeon and the Disney Channel...without actual children.
I once stole a shopping cart with a friend and drove it around town. When stopped by a police car, I ran and hid behind a bush, to which the policman said, "I can see you behind the bush."
I skip class to go to the movies.
I love Veggietales
One time when I was on vicodin, I called my mom 'buttons' and giggled hysterically for about 3 hours.
I like the taste of blood.
I hate feet.
I would like to have a tapeworm.
I can't go into the basment at night.

Now my darkest secrets have been spilled....well some of them...ok honestly that's just the tip of the iceberg...but I'm a weirdo and proud of it!

what'syourname
what'syourname

Dec-3-2006 09:13

LOL Al Z.... screaming like a girl...*giggles*

Oh emerald Drew... you are so kind of wierd... doesn't it feel great to know you belong with us?? *grins*



biggie528
biggie528
Lucky Stiff

Dec-3-2006 09:53

I have ALWAYS wanted a tapeworm!

I saw a TV show once (urban legends or something like that) where a girl ordered diet pills and it was actually a tapeworm IN the pills...I was looking for the phone number of the company but they never said it...

SIGN ME UP!

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