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Confess, ye sleuthy sinners!
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crunchpatty
crunchpatty
Old Shoe

Nov-16-2006 00:47

Sooo...the mighty gumshoe board feels a bit slow today. *Bob the Builder voice* Can we fix it? Yes we can!

Got a skeleton pounding on your closet? A secret in the attic? A monkey (no, not precious Bobo...and not the raging back hair you try to pass off as a Bonobo backpack either) on your back?

Let it all out, boo.

K, I'll start with a few (true) examples.

When I was 16, I robbed the house belonging to to heir of a pickle dynasty.

I used to steal Volkswagen signs to be more like one of the Beastie Boys.

I have bought more than one kind of deodorant in the same day, on the advice of a friend.

I salivate a little whenever I walk by a hot dog vendor.

I totally car-megeddoned a pigeon last month.

Sometimes, I find Bob Sagat funny.

I'm Canadian and I really don't care about hockey.

Plus, I covet my neighbor's ox every day.

Speak!!!



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biggie528
biggie528
Lucky Stiff

Nov-25-2006 18:01

LOL to all of these, and Mama thats probably the best how I met my hubby story ever!

Crunch this ones for you: I was in drama in junior high, and sucked so bad I was in the "chorus" section of everything. We once redid a modern day retelling of Goldilocks and the Three Bears, and the Baby Bear got the chicken pox, so I got my big debut :) (yes I was awful, yes I tripped once going out on stage, and yes, there is an incriminating video floating around somewhere)

Serges
Serges
Vigilante

Nov-25-2006 18:15

I once split the crotch of my jeans hopping onto a stage while someone was singing karaoke. Didn't clear the lip of the stage, slammed hard on my knee, skipped the CD, and generally looked like a boob in the process.

Yes folks, the rock star life is harder than it looks.

crunchpatty
crunchpatty
Old Shoe

Nov-26-2006 01:58

It's very funny when friends fall down :) I know this because I once found the presence of mind to twist in midair and grab the nearby diving board, resulting in a very long 8 seconds of awkward bouncing up and down, after fase starting in a high school swim meet.

Yeah...judging by the laughter, I had a lot of friends in the audience that time...as if the powder-blue speedo wasn't humiliating enough!

what'syourname
what'syourname

Nov-27-2006 17:07

LMAO.... this thread is great... good to know that there are people out here as wierd as me...

Secret_Squirrel
Secret_Squirrel
Safety Officer

Nov-27-2006 18:56

lol to Maria South 'I' cried at the end of 'Pay it Forward'!

Mind you, come to think of it, all of Haley Joel Osmonds performances have brought me to tears...

biggie528
biggie528
Lucky Stiff

Nov-27-2006 19:12

aww SS I didn't know you were so sensitive....

I cry like a baby everytime I watch "A Walk to Remember"....damn you Mandy Moore!

what'syourname
what'syourname

Nov-28-2006 15:19


At least you don't cry all the way through Armegedon (sp). Every time i see that movie I start to cry and don't stop until the credits run.



Ms Helen
Ms Helen
Con Artist

Nov-28-2006 15:22

Hey Wynnie you're not the only one. I cry all the way through that movie as well :)

Detective Betty
Detective Betty

Nov-28-2006 20:09

My Senior year in high school, we did the play Sugar, and I stupidly wanted to try out for a smaller somewhat sub lead role, Sweet Sue. Just to have the Director, say that I would have gotten the lead if I would have tried the acting part better. We were suppose to do Grease that year but it was changed, she told me I would have definitely gotten the role of Sandy for that one.

I also had a chance to live my dream of being a singer, but I got such stage fright (when I was singing a song I wrote to a group of people) that I haven't been back on a stage to sing.

I never stole a thing in my life, I don't know why.

I have tried smoking ciggarettes and didn't like the taste.
I can't drink more than at least half a bottle of Smirnoff, at most 3 full smirnoffs lol.

I love the Nancy Drew games, RIght now I am reading the Richard Jury series by Martha Grimes, and love it.

I am a big mystery fanatic lol :D * blushing*


what'syourname
what'syourname

Nov-29-2006 15:02

Don't worry Betty I haven't stolen anything... welll..*looks both ways, leans in and whispers in your ear* I did steal my honey's heart .. put it in a safe deposit box.. shh no one knows.

I too like Nancy Drew games... it is how I found out about Sleuth.. I should kiss there feet!!

OHHHh Emma.. you come over and we will have a good cry fest!! I will make sure we have all the eccentials.... chocolate, pizza, pepsi, and lots of sappy movies. :)

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