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Miss_Wiles
Miss_Wiles

Apr-27-2004 10:38



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Sam Average
Sam Average

Feb-13-2006 16:08

Are you really sure you want to piss off the drug barons? It's not like the police would help you out because 1) they're incompetent 2) they're corrupt 3) You give them a bad name by solving all their cases. That's why there are so many opium dealers.

I've encountered many an opium dealer in NYC. Who remembers the birthday of their drug dealer anyway? o_O

Peter Gunn
Peter Gunn

Feb-13-2006 21:42

The "long forgotten slight"

If you can't remember the slight and it's been forgotten for so long, why kill over it now?

I'm falling in love with the victim's wife. The victim was 35 years old, his lover was male, his lover was in love with his wife. His lover killed him...am I next?! To top it off the wife is the little old lady picture. She looks about 80, gray haired with granny glasses.

If his lover was in love with his wife, why not just make one big happy party of it? No one would be dead.

The curly haired bald man; The hair points to *Tom* the witness points to *Tom* and he has no alibi, but the picture is a bald guy. Hmm he must have realised he dropped a hair so went home and shaved his head.

The 10 year old killer? The picture is a little boy with dark hair and glasses, he was the victims lover, his alibi was "I was with the bartender" and my research says he was arrested in a brothel that caters to "unusal tastes". Goodness they just grow up so fast these days!

BadAss
BadAss
Charioteer

Feb-15-2006 04:25

Funny when you work on a favor that particular townie gives you the first lead but when you ask "Have you heard or seen anything?" they ususally aren't much of a help. The mysterious case of the clueless whistleblower.

Sam Average
Sam Average

Feb-15-2006 14:59

I tell you, they all must have been in on this one murder. Most of the alibis were the bartender, and the one guy who said he wasn't there was picked up by the cops for being drunk. I swear, they all must have been getting drunk in celebration that the assassination of the guy was about to happen.

One rule as detectives that we're supposed to follow is 'suspect the client' (especially if you're paranoid like me and don't won't to spend money on bribes if the client is going to turn out to be the murder)... expect of course when it's a townie... Riiight.

Maddie Hayes
Maddie Hayes
Well-Connected

Feb-18-2006 02:26

The names in Shanghai crack me up. I saw one name that was Wu wu, another that was Fen Shing, and someone else who had a last name of Ping I think.

So I came up with Wu wu fenshing ping.

HollaBack
HollaBack

Mar-12-2006 02:17

It's been happening to be repeatedly, but it continues to amuse me when my client tells me it's none of my business when I ask them for their alibi and they tell me it's none of my business. Um, excuse me sir/madam, but you did just hire me to ask that question and YOU made it my business. Silly clients.

Kafuu
Kafuu

Mar-12-2006 16:56

I also had a case like someone said already.
My detective fell in love with a pretty ugly suspect who finally happend to be the murderer!

Charlie Cain
Charlie Cain
Thespian

Mar-14-2006 17:19

mine was a very wierd case of deja vue all the suspects looked like me even the women characters very scarey.

Can Karacan
Can Karacan

Mar-17-2006 16:25

maybe not the funniest thing ever but let me tell anyway...8 suspects, 3 with fake alibi. i did the research and found out that one was innocent. and then another of them was killed, so there was only one left. its been long time since i had last had such an easy case.

p.s. after about 10 months im back! i started playing again 3-4 days ago. for now i dont subscribe because i dont have much time but i will asap. but i found out something, i really missed Sleuth!

Rhiemma Moon
Rhiemma Moon
Well-Connected

Mar-18-2006 18:39

I don't remember if someone has mentioned this one, but my female client's Wife was murdered. And "his" two male lovers were suspects.

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