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Miss_Wiles
Miss_Wiles

Apr-27-2004 10:38



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jstkdn
jstkdn
Well-Connected

Jun-21-2004 15:55

I tend to play Sleuth while on conference calls. Basically I do a bunch of hand holding, and only jump in when one of my managers needs help.

The show of senior support that I am, I actually was not listening to the conference call at all, all concentrated on the more important things in life, like winning a favour. Even when they apparently broke out in a fight, I did not hear. I woke up, when one of the project managers yelled out my name..."Hey, who do you suspect did that?"

To which I blurted out "it may have been Sheelah or Dorothy."

For a while everybody sound puzzled on the phone, silence. And then I realized what they must have thought...."who the hell are Dorothy and Sheelah?????"


james lee
james lee

Jun-22-2004 02:29

i had a case where ben ringold was the guilty suspect. now who'll fix our bugs, oh, wait, it wasn't his avatar...., never mind!

D.L. Williams
D.L. Williams

Jun-23-2004 01:19

What about this:

[The Mind-Boggling Case of the Unknown Force]

I was taking a study break with some friends this week when I decided to tickle one of them, to relieve the stress level of the room. Naturally, revenge was expected, so I ran into my room then tried to close the door behind me.

Unfortunately, there was an equal and opposite force and no matter how hard I tried, I couldn't get the door shut. Desperate and at my wit's end, I tried to peep through the crack in the door.

To my horror (!!), I couldn't see anyone outside! Curiosity finally got the better of me and I opened the door to investigate. No one was in sight! Apparently, I was the only childish person in the study group.

'Fine deduction, Diane. But then, how do you explain the pushing against the other side of the door?' I asked myself.

I looked down: A single stuffed toy had come between the door and its frame, jamming the attempted closure.

It was indeed an equal and opposite force. My own.

D.L. Williams
D.L. Williams

Jun-23-2004 01:23

*looks around in embarrassment*

Uh oh... I should have posted the above excerpt in another thread "Real Life and Hilarious Things", or perhaps even "Mystery Writers", but definitely not HERE! Ooops. My bad, sorry!

(That's why we shd be allowed to delete our own entries. Ben, this is sure one great way for sifting out the stupid ones...)

james lee
james lee

Jun-23-2004 04:40

so many long lost identical twins in the city, wonder if i have one? will he be out to kill me too?

newra
newra

Jun-26-2004 02:06

I'm beginning to worry about the Children of Thought, they have so many children kidnapped... Anybody seen the movie "La cité des enfants perdus" (The city of lost children) ? ;-)

Negasong
Negasong

Jun-26-2004 13:21

Music Teacher: "No, Madonna wasn't here when the crime happened." I can only assume that the crime being referred to was that wretched record she released after "Music".

mike kirkham
mike kirkham

Jun-30-2004 11:32

one time on a case one of the suspects was a loan shark but to interveiw her it was just a little old lady

Vixen
Vixen

Jul-1-2004 01:44

My favorite was the case when 3 suspects were Loan Sharks, 3 motives were Victim owed money, and 4 other motives were Suspect wanted inheritance. What inheritance? There was obviously nothing left!

Jojo
Jojo
Old Shoe

Jul-1-2004 13:04

I just had a case where the old lady fell in love with me!

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