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Oct-13-2006 15:37

I'm still learning the ropes, but I think I've found my true calling in life. ISO an "average" agency of "average" ambition, anywhere but Delhi.

I'm having some financial difficulties now, as my clients keep being guilty, so my clean-the-slate fee keeps going up faster than my cash balance -- so I'm not sure how soon I can be contributing, but I'll get there eventually. I also plan to stay in New York at least until I've learned pickpocketing, but could move to Shanghai or London after that.

If you don't find the likes of me offensive, and think I might be adequate for your firm, please let me know, and we can talk further.

Thanks for reading...

-- Ellsworth Toohey

Oct-14-2006 20:02

Hmmmm. Then why does he refuse to be leader of anything? Is it because he thinks he is too good to be leader of anything less than the whole of humanity?

Oct-15-2006 02:18

*short version for anyone who inadvertantly found their eyes crossing through all that*

THE REAL (not you) TOOHEY IS FISHING FOR COMPLIMENTS

Lesson 2: This is not a great message board for ranting about the infinitesimally minute details of your undergraduate/Master's/Doctorate thesis.

Lesson 3: "The whole of humanity" is pretty weird. Exhibit A = Blue Man Group.

Lesson 4: passive agressiveness is unforgiveably poserish.

Lesson 5: Most people look at this board when they want join/ hire for an agency. Think. "concrete".

Oct-15-2006 05:27

This is why I *heart* crunch...

sigh

Oct-15-2006 10:30

...soon as I'm done with my "Jughead's Double Digest". In this one, Jughead is trying to get a burger!

Oct-15-2006 14:40

Thanks Violet and Zane for correcting me. I didn't realize, and I understand better now.

Crunch -- I'm just trying to do some RP. I thought it would make things more fun. 1's and 0's can be rather dry.