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Ellsworth Toohey
Ellsworth Toohey
Well-Connected

Oct-13-2006 15:37

I'm still learning the ropes, but I think I've found my true calling in life. ISO an "average" agency of "average" ambition, anywhere but Delhi.

I'm having some financial difficulties now, as my clients keep being guilty, so my clean-the-slate fee keeps going up faster than my cash balance -- so I'm not sure how soon I can be contributing, but I'll get there eventually. I also plan to stay in New York at least until I've learned pickpocketing, but could move to Shanghai or London after that.

If you don't find the likes of me offensive, and think I might be adequate for your firm, please let me know, and we can talk further.

Thanks for reading...

-- Ellsworth Toohey

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John Q. Publik
John Q. Publik
Old Shoe

Oct-14-2006 09:30

Mr. Toohey

We here at al-Qāhirah Investigations have just moved into a refurbished mansion, and are currently looking to fill three offices. If you are interested, feel free to PM myself, my co-director Tinuviel, or our recruiting officer Lulah. We would be more than happy to answer any questions that you might have.

Ellsworth Toohey
Ellsworth Toohey
Well-Connected

Oct-14-2006 15:31

Mr. Galt and Mr. Roark, if they bothered to listen to anything I said, would probably agree with that particular statement of mine.

But I do shrug the question off, just watch me...

Ellsworth Toohey
Ellsworth Toohey
Well-Connected

Oct-14-2006 19:01

(OOC) Just because my statement isn't objectively based does not necessarily imply its untrue.

Ellsworth Toohey would most certainly say he's nothing special.

Ellsworth Toohey
Ellsworth Toohey
Well-Connected

Oct-14-2006 20:02

Hmmmm. Then why does he refuse to be leader of anything? Is it because he thinks he is too good to be leader of anything less than the whole of humanity?



crunchpatty
crunchpatty
Old Shoe

Oct-15-2006 02:18

*short version for anyone who inadvertantly found their eyes crossing through all that*

THE REAL (not you) TOOHEY IS FISHING FOR COMPLIMENTS

Lesson 2: This is not a great message board for ranting about the infinitesimally minute details of your undergraduate/Master's/Doctorate thesis.

Lesson 3: "The whole of humanity" is pretty weird. Exhibit A = Blue Man Group.

Lesson 4: passive agressiveness is unforgiveably poserish.

Lesson 5: Most people look at this board when they want join/ hire for an agency. Think. "concrete".

AndreaX
AndreaX
Thespian

Oct-15-2006 05:27

This is why I *heart* crunch...

sigh



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