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I loved my sister because that's how I roll.
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Lady Ruby Caplan
Well-Connected
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Oct-1-2006 08:34
Pick the month you were born:
January--I kicked
February--I loved
March--I smoked
April--I dry humped
May--I choked on
June--I murdered
July--I did the Macarena with
August--I had lunch with
September--I danced with
October--I sang to
November--I yelled at
December--I ran over
Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a Mexican
6-------a gangster
7-------my cell phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbour
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19-------myself
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an ipod
29-------a permanent marker
30-------a llama
31-------a homeless guy
Pick the colour of shirt you are wearing:
White----------because I'm cool like that.
Black-----------because that's how I roll.
Pink------------because I'm NOT a homosexual.
Red------------because the voices told me to.
Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
Green---------because I hate myself.
Purple---------because I'm cool.
Gray----------because I was drunk.
Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars.
Orange -------because I hate my family.
Brown--------because I was high.
Other-------because I'm a ninja.
None--------because I can't control myself.
Post the sentence.
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Icarus Darkfire
Lucky Stiff
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Dec-24-2013 11:43
I choked on a ninja because that's how I roll.
I didn't know it was possible to choke on a Ninja... choked by a ninja is more likely.
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The Smoking Monkey
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Apr-19-2014 04:41
I did the Macarena with a squirrel because I hate my family.
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The Smoking Monkey
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Apr-19-2014 04:42
Hmmm... That actually sounds like something that I would do.
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shell marple
Con Artist
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Sep-3-2015 20:30
I smoked my best friends' boyfriend because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars.
Besides smoked meat is better than grilled any day of the week.
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Kent Brooks
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Mar-30-2016 16:35
I murdered a baseball bat because i'm sexy and i do what i want.
It is possible to kill an object that is not alive? Well, i discovered one of the secrets of life.
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BadAss
Charioteer
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Apr-1-2016 07:35
I yelled at a ninja because .... I'm a ninja?
Yeah, that makes sense.
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