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I loved my sister because that's how I roll.
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Lady Ruby Caplan
Well-Connected
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Oct-1-2006 08:34
Pick the month you were born:
January--I kicked
February--I loved
March--I smoked
April--I dry humped
May--I choked on
June--I murdered
July--I did the Macarena with
August--I had lunch with
September--I danced with
October--I sang to
November--I yelled at
December--I ran over
Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a Mexican
6-------a gangster
7-------my cell phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbour
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19-------myself
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an ipod
29-------a permanent marker
30-------a llama
31-------a homeless guy
Pick the colour of shirt you are wearing:
White----------because I'm cool like that.
Black-----------because that's how I roll.
Pink------------because I'm NOT a homosexual.
Red------------because the voices told me to.
Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
Green---------because I hate myself.
Purple---------because I'm cool.
Gray----------because I was drunk.
Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars.
Orange -------because I hate my family.
Brown--------because I was high.
Other-------because I'm a ninja.
None--------because I can't control myself.
Post the sentence.
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Ashley Rimmer
Narrator
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Jul-12-2008 18:29
I did the Macarena with a Mexican because I'm cool like that.
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Sophie4
Gopher to the Sleuth Gods
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Jul-12-2008 23:01
I murdered a baseball bat...as I said before.
Whats my birthdate....sleuths?
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ApolloWright
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Aug-13-2008 13:04
I yelled at a spoon because that's how I roll
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BKP
Con Artist
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Aug-13-2008 13:23
I smoked a goat because I'm a ninja.
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proffeser pisspot
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Aug-14-2008 14:07
I do the macerana with a banana because i'm sexy and i do what I want
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topkebab
Lucky Stiff
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Aug-21-2008 08:55
Today I smoked a llama cos I'm cool like that.
*puts on shades and lounges effortlessly*
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Clint Forthwright
Old Shoe
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Jun-30-2009 14:39
I murdered myself because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
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Sir William Weine
Lucky Stiff
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Jul-2-2009 10:21
I sang to a football player because that's how I roll.
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Tagasiyasat
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Apr-28-2010 20:01
I yelled at my best friend's boyfriend because I'm cool like that.
(Cool, isn't it?)
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M. Lacrimosa
Thespian
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Apr-28-2010 20:29
Dear lord...I'd rather not say mine....
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