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Oct-1-2006 08:34

Pick the month you were born:

January--I kicked
February--I loved
March--I smoked
April--I dry humped
May--I choked on
June--I murdered
July--I did the Macarena with
August--I had lunch with
September--I danced with
October--I sang to
November--I yelled at
December--I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a Mexican
6-------a gangster
7-------my cell phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbour
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19-------myself
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an ipod
29-------a permanent marker
30-------a llama
31-------a homeless guy

Pick the colour of shirt you are wearing:
White----------because I'm cool like that.
Black-----------because that's how I roll.
Pink------------because I'm NOT a homosexual.
Red------------because the voices told me to.
Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
Green---------because I hate myself.
Purple---------because I'm cool.
Gray----------because I was drunk.
Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars.
Orange -------because I hate my family.
Brown--------because I was high.
Other-------because I'm a ninja.
None--------because I can't control myself.

Post the sentence.

Jun-6-2008 14:58

because the voices told me to... ctown... I wouldn't do it purposefully.

Jun-6-2008 15:12

I yelled at your mom because I was drunk.

Jun-7-2008 08:42

No matter how many times I change clothes I jsut can't escape the fact that I danced with a pickle. Just my excuses for dancing with it! today is because I was drunk! I hope nobody has any of this on film! ;-)

Jun-8-2008 12:45

"I yelled at my best friends' boyfriend because I was drunk."

Yeah, that sounds about right. I think I recall that particular episode actually.

Jul-11-2008 10:59

I ran over a monster because I'm sexy and I do what I want.

Yep I'm too sexy for the monster..haha

Jul-11-2008 13:18

I did the Macarena with a monster because that's how I roll.

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I think I won't do any comments...

Jul-12-2008 11:35

Was it the monster I ran over?

Jul-12-2008 18:29

I did the Macarena with a Mexican because I'm cool like that.

Jul-12-2008 23:01

I murdered a baseball bat...as I said before.
Whats my birthdate....sleuths?

Aug-13-2008 13:04

I yelled at a spoon because that's how I roll