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I loved my sister because that's how I roll.
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Lady Ruby Caplan
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Oct-1-2006 08:34
Pick the month you were born:
January--I kicked
February--I loved
March--I smoked
April--I dry humped
May--I choked on
June--I murdered
July--I did the Macarena with
August--I had lunch with
September--I danced with
October--I sang to
November--I yelled at
December--I ran over
Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a Mexican
6-------a gangster
7-------my cell phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbour
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19-------myself
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an ipod
29-------a permanent marker
30-------a llama
31-------a homeless guy
Pick the colour of shirt you are wearing:
White----------because I'm cool like that.
Black-----------because that's how I roll.
Pink------------because I'm NOT a homosexual.
Red------------because the voices told me to.
Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
Green---------because I hate myself.
Purple---------because I'm cool.
Gray----------because I was drunk.
Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars.
Orange -------because I hate my family.
Brown--------because I was high.
Other-------because I'm a ninja.
None--------because I can't control myself.
Post the sentence.
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Snake 7
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Oct-6-2006 17:30
I had lunch with a mexican because some one offered me 1,000,000 dollars.
On a side note: I'm not a racist................................
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Snake 7
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Oct-6-2006 17:32
I dry humped Chuck Norris because I hate myself.
That was a good one!!
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Snake 7
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Oct-6-2006 17:33
I did the Macarena with a llama because I was high.
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T. R. Wexler
Well-Connected
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Oct-8-2006 09:58
bump!:)
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Ms.Briana
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Oct-12-2006 09:18
I sang to a ninja because I am cool like that!
{NOT REALLY}
{Funny ideaLady Ruby}
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Forskin
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Oct-12-2006 09:29
I yelled at my brother because i'm sexy and i do what i want.
(this is so true!!)
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Coda
Well-Connected
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Oct-13-2006 06:53
I choked on a squirrel because that's how I roll.
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Liz Bordon
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Oct-13-2006 13:37
I yelled at a monster because I'm sexy and do what I want.
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CharmStresh
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Oct-14-2006 04:40
I dry humped a squirrel because I'm cool like that.
alright! lol
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bruceybabe
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Oct-14-2006 10:50
i smoked a homeless guy because i was drunk,
sounds like fun lol :)
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