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Lady Ruby Caplan
Lady Ruby Caplan

Oct-1-2006 08:34

Pick the month you were born:

January--I kicked
February--I loved
March--I smoked
April--I dry humped
May--I choked on
June--I murdered
July--I did the Macarena with
August--I had lunch with
September--I danced with
October--I sang to
November--I yelled at
December--I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a Mexican
6-------a gangster
7-------my cell phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbour
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an ipod
29-------a permanent marker
30-------a llama
31-------a homeless guy

Pick the colour of shirt you are wearing:
White----------because I'm cool like that.
Black-----------because that's how I roll.
Pink------------because I'm NOT a homosexual.
Red------------because the voices told me to.
Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
Green---------because I hate myself.
Purple---------because I'm cool.
Gray----------because I was drunk.
Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars.
Orange -------because I hate my family.
Brown--------because I was high.
Other-------because I'm a ninja.
None--------because I can't control myself.

Post the sentence.


Old Shoe

Oct-6-2006 09:12

I chocked on a goat cause I control myself


Oct-6-2006 17:05

I had lunch with a goat because im sexy and i do what i want lmao!!!!

Snake 7
Snake 7

Oct-6-2006 17:23

I murdered my cell phone because I was drunk


Oct-6-2006 17:24

I choked on a goat because that's how I roll.

Snake 7
Snake 7

Oct-6-2006 17:28

This one has nothing to do with me at all...

I'm trying to find the funniest combonation so you don't have to!

I dry-humped a permanent marker because the voices told me to.

Snake 7
Snake 7

Oct-6-2006 17:29

I choked on your mom because i'm a ninja

Snake 7
Snake 7

Oct-6-2006 17:30

I had lunch with a mexican because some one offered me 1,000,000 dollars.

On a side note: I'm not a racist................................

Snake 7
Snake 7

Oct-6-2006 17:32

I dry humped Chuck Norris because I hate myself.

That was a good one!!

Snake 7
Snake 7

Oct-6-2006 17:33

I did the Macarena with a llama because I was high.

T. R. Wexler
T. R. Wexler

Oct-8-2006 09:58


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