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Lady Ruby Caplan
Lady Ruby Caplan
Well-Connected

Oct-1-2006 08:34

Pick the month you were born:

January--I kicked
February--I loved
March--I smoked
April--I dry humped
May--I choked on
June--I murdered
July--I did the Macarena with
August--I had lunch with
September--I danced with
October--I sang to
November--I yelled at
December--I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a Mexican
6-------a gangster
7-------my cell phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbour
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19-------myself
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an ipod
29-------a permanent marker
30-------a llama
31-------a homeless guy

Pick the colour of shirt you are wearing:
White----------because I'm cool like that.
Black-----------because that's how I roll.
Pink------------because I'm NOT a homosexual.
Red------------because the voices told me to.
Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
Green---------because I hate myself.
Purple---------because I'm cool.
Gray----------because I was drunk.
Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars.
Orange -------because I hate my family.
Brown--------because I was high.
Other-------because I'm a ninja.
None--------because I can't control myself.

Post the sentence.

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Barry Grant
Barry Grant
Old Shoe

Oct-1-2006 10:34

I murdered myself because I'm sexy and I do what I want.

Apparently, I'm also a drag queen in my spare time. I found that out in another post. Mr. BadAss: that was hysterical.

*tips hat*
Barry

Reese Withers
Reese Withers
Well-Connected

Oct-1-2006 11:54

I had lunch with a monster because Im cool like that lol :)

tollo
tollo
Old Shoe

Oct-1-2006 13:43

I smoked the birdbath because i´m sexy and do what I want.

Hum, I smoke and I´m sexy (!!!) but I don´t know about birdbaths....

biggie528
biggie528
Lucky Stiff

Oct-1-2006 13:55

I choked on an ipod because thats how I roll :)

lol good post Mo :)

Ranier Peperhaut
Ranier Peperhaut
Washed Up Punter

Oct-1-2006 14:02

I ran over my science teacher because I'm cool like that.

Agatha Misty
Agatha Misty
Old Shoe

Oct-1-2006 14:48

Mine is just tooo distubing to put here! It made my grey hair go white.

Jon Smith
Jon Smith
Old Shoe

Oct-1-2006 15:06

I kicked Chuck Norris because I was drunk :(

Sorry chuck.

Victoria Florence
Victoria Florence

Oct-1-2006 15:29

(This is my husband's. It was too funny not to post)

I did the Macarena with a banana because I hate my family.

Orbitrux
Orbitrux
Well-Connected

Oct-1-2006 15:51

I choked on a homeless guy because I was drunk (ewwww)

Peach Pearl
Peach Pearl

Oct-1-2006 16:08

I ran over a phone because that's how I roll.

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