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I loved my sister because that's how I roll.
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Lady Ruby Caplan
Well-Connected
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Oct-1-2006 08:34
Pick the month you were born:
January--I kicked
February--I loved
March--I smoked
April--I dry humped
May--I choked on
June--I murdered
July--I did the Macarena with
August--I had lunch with
September--I danced with
October--I sang to
November--I yelled at
December--I ran over
Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a Mexican
6-------a gangster
7-------my cell phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbour
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19-------myself
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an ipod
29-------a permanent marker
30-------a llama
31-------a homeless guy
Pick the colour of shirt you are wearing:
White----------because I'm cool like that.
Black-----------because that's how I roll.
Pink------------because I'm NOT a homosexual.
Red------------because the voices told me to.
Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
Green---------because I hate myself.
Purple---------because I'm cool.
Gray----------because I was drunk.
Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars.
Orange -------because I hate my family.
Brown--------because I was high.
Other-------because I'm a ninja.
None--------because I can't control myself.
Post the sentence.
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T. R. Wexler
Well-Connected
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Oct-1-2006 08:49
I had lunch with my cell phone because I'm NOT a homosexual.
whoops
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Victoria Florence
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Oct-1-2006 08:49
I ran over my brother because I'm cool.
I don't actually have a brother so I guess that makes me even cooler because I can apparently create one. . .and then run him over. *evil laugh*
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Clara Dark
Nomad
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Oct-1-2006 09:15
I kicked my cell phone because the voices told me to.
lol
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Sleuth Sindy
Pinball Wizard
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Oct-1-2006 09:30
I smoked a pickle because I'm cool like that!
(Wow! This is really accurate!)
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Serges
Vigilante
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Oct-1-2006 10:20
I loved my best friend's boyfriend because I can't control myself.
HEY! THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE PRIVATE!!
***sulks away knowing his big secret is public record now***
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AraLives
Battered Shoe
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Oct-1-2006 10:31
I did the Macarena with a phone because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
You KNOW it, baby!
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Marissa Peterson
Old Shoe
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Oct-1-2006 10:32
I murdered a spoon because I'm cool.
(REAAAALLLLLY confused look)
(Thinks she may need to borrow one of Lady Caplan's sister's Leddie's pink straitjackets with matching tutu for a while....)
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Barry Grant
Old Shoe
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Oct-1-2006 10:34
I murdered myself because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
Apparently, I'm also a drag queen in my spare time. I found that out in another post. Mr. BadAss: that was hysterical.
*tips hat*
Barry
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Reese Withers
Well-Connected
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Oct-1-2006 11:54
I had lunch with a monster because Im cool like that lol :)
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tollo
Old Shoe
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Oct-1-2006 13:43
I smoked the birdbath because i´m sexy and do what I want.
Hum, I smoke and I´m sexy (!!!) but I don´t know about birdbaths....
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