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Serges
Serges
Vigilante

Sep-25-2006 03:18

This is another one of those message board thread games. The purpose is to humorously insult the person who posted before you, by making it sound like a compliment...

Examples:

"He's so special that they have an Olympics just for him"
or "I just love her creativity-- the way she combines those particular articles of clothing into a single outfit, no one else on Earth would think to combine tube socks with heels"

Feel the burn.

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biggie528
biggie528
Lucky Stiff

Oct-2-2006 03:49

Serges I hear Crunch can get you a great deal on one of those. He goes through so many they let him buy them wholesale.

Its tough when the cops keep taking your stuff away every few weeks huh Crunch? Stay strong and stick it to the man!

jroepel
jroepel
Con Artist

Oct-2-2006 04:33

Andrea! Thank you so much for joining the party! It’s so nice to have you here. You’ll have to excuse my delay in getting back to you, when I saw your hairdo straight from the stylist, all poofed up and in nice old lady blue… I thought that we were being invaded by a bingo convention and ran into hiding. I must say, that hairdo looks absolutely ravishing on you, and nothing at all like a rabid poodle just begging to be put out of her misery. How you manage to pull off these looks girl!

Biggie, oh I am so glad to see you. You know I’m such a fan of yours. It breaks my heart to have to tell you this, but we just heard back from the NEA today. While I absolutely LOVE your movies, the government bureaucrats at the Endowment say that what you’re doing technically isn’t “art.” I don’t know, I think I’m going to have to disagree with them, I mean: double jointed and no gag reflex? Give that girl a star on the walk of fame people!

Ravenclaw, I didn’t know that the parole board had reversed their decision. Well, that’s good for you. I know those electro-shock therapy sessions can give you such a migraine. Wow, I really must say you are looking good. The hair has almost grown back to cover the spots they shaved off for the electrodes. I know who I’m taking to the Annual Asylum Ball. Oh yeah, I’m looking at you cutie pie.

jroepel
jroepel
Con Artist

Oct-2-2006 04:34

Careful Serges… Don’t be putting any ideas about you being a 12 year old boy into Al Z’s head. There’s a rumor going around the boards that our good Al might actually be a Catholic Priest. I just thought you’d like fair warning, but oh… who am I kidding? We all know that’s secretly what you wanted when you posted that comment. You went to see Pirates to gawk at Johnny Depp and Orlando Bloom didn’t you? I mean look at your avatar man. You’re just screaming “I’m here, I’m queer, and I’m proud!” Well sister, you can feel safe here. You are amongst family and friends. We aren’t judgmental. You can feel free to come out of the closet and live as your true self Serges. Those pumps are FABULOUS and you want the whole world to know it!

Sleuth Sindy
Sleuth Sindy
Pinball Wizard

Oct-2-2006 04:43

In the interests of the safety of our younger players - I think it would be wise to refrain from mentioning the ages of people who are suspectible to being preyed upon by those with less than good intentnions.

jroepel
jroepel
Con Artist

Oct-2-2006 07:02

I was working under the impression that Serges is a grown adult and is just joking about the age thing. However I do understand what you mean, and I apologize if I've stepped over any boundries.


AndreaX
AndreaX
Thespian

Oct-2-2006 07:10

Serges is an adult..age wise anyways..there is such a thing as mental age, and I belive that he subscribes to the saying: "Remain a child at heart".

Christopher Leroy
Christopher Leroy
Old Shoe

Oct-2-2006 12:13

***all comments referring to anyone's age to this point have been both completely coincidental and restrospectively ironic***

Justin, Justin, Justin... just because I bought you that drink, that ONE time, because you had spent all your money on male hookers and bargain-basement "blow"... just because you *want* things to be a certain way, it doesn't mean they are.

Sorry buddy, I think you're a good guy and all, but I'm just not looking for that type of relationship.

Besides, the gagged midget you had with you at the time may get jealous.

By the way, you owe me $30 bucks for that Peach Daiquiri bender you went on.

Al Z
Al Z

Oct-3-2006 17:59

I see Justin has wonderfully violated the rules of this game again, and has violated the rules of general common sense by attempting to insult ME without previous provocation.

Ah, Justin, if only I were a Catholic Priest with bad intentions instead of the true super-genius that I am, you might be safe and sound over there.

But I must admire you, for your courage in taking a game which has set rules and guidelines and blatantly breaking them over and over again in an attempt to show the community your knack for attention-seeking. After all, what are rules if they aren't meant to be broken? I'm sure you understand the rules and this is just a "Need to be Seen" issue and not a "Total Lack of Comprehension" issue. A mixture of both could of course be the case and if so, I must compliment you on your ability to disguise your blatant stupidity amidst the mix of other unseemly traits that you possess but are attempting to hide.

And how courageous of you, of all people to choose to draw into a contest of wits he had ceased participating in, the AL Z of all AL Z's. I admire your initiative. One can only learn from one's betters after all. And in that regard, you must be learning tons from this post. I look forward to your next one, if only so I can continue to educate you on the finer points of how to appropriately crush one's target, instead of only making a target of one's self, which is something else you do, and quite admirably!

I do believe I could have a dart the size of Mount Rushmore, and would still be able to lob a bullseye at the Pluto-like bullseye you have boldly placed upon your own quite admirably large chest.

Pluo is no longer a planet and thus no longer a factor in the universe. You remind me of Pluto, in that you are only to be admired from afar through a telescope, while the rest of us continue to contend against one another in the universe of intellect and wit that you have been analyzed as no longer being a member of.

biggie528
biggie528
Lucky Stiff

Oct-3-2006 19:55

I'm sorry, Al, were you talking?

Don't bash Justin for being insecure in yourself. You have a lot of great qualities Pookie! You do so many great things for so many people, such as:

1) you make everyone else around you amazingly good looking in comparison

2) you make everyone around you that much funnier when one of your many cheesy jokes flops like a dead fish

3) your ongoing body odor makes everyone else smell like flowers

4) your lack of intelligence helps others to feel smarter, and just generally more adequate at life than you (I mean, really, how DO you get out of bed without an instruction manual?)

Al Z
Al Z

Oct-3-2006 20:10

Ah Biggie, Biggie, Biggie. So you attempt to rekindle the desire to spar with moi? Admirable, of course, and I appreciate greatly that you have chosen one of your own specialties: Flopping around like a fish after yet another drunken binge as an attempted illustration to poke fun at my utilization of humor. I also note that "cheese" is a second speciality of yours, and this has been quite well documented. So you would know all about it.

I understand your post well now. And as a professional writing instructor I will now take the time to correct the flaws in your attempt. You see, when one writes an Auto-Biography, one should not use another person's name. One should use the word "I" rather than the words "Al" or "Pookie." This is an unnecessary distraction which only serves to confuse the reader. As well, when you create dissertation referring strictly to your own self, you may wish to consider starting your sentences with a capital letter. I know it must be slightly embarrassing to out yourself as inept in the ability to be literate in public, but I myself find your attempt, though feeble in conception, design, and execution, to be quite endearing.

It was cute, Biggie. Very cute. And now you can say something about you finally is.

Congratulations!

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