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Serges
Serges
Vigilante

Sep-25-2006 03:18

This is another one of those message board thread games. The purpose is to humorously insult the person who posted before you, by making it sound like a compliment...

Examples:

"He's so special that they have an Olympics just for him"
or "I just love her creativity-- the way she combines those particular articles of clothing into a single outfit, no one else on Earth would think to combine tube socks with heels"

Feel the burn.

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jroepel
jroepel
Con Artist

Sep-27-2006 01:51

Does the word aquitted mean nothing to you? Sheesh! And besides, there was never any proof that she was actually a hooker.

My cousin (the transgendered, one eyed crack whore with a gimpy leg), has a reciept for you. "She" says it was for extra strength penacillian and rabies shots. She said that since she got the reciept you'd darn well better be reimbursing her for the cost. She said you and Crunchpatty would know why????? I'm not sure I want to know what thats all about.

Ah Serges... What can I say about you that every District Attorney from here to Phnom Penh hasn't already uttured aloud infront of a jury? I mean, how do you get kicked out of Cambodia? I mean seriously man! You have to step back and admit that you have a problem when Cambodia thinks your too sick to be in thier country.

Serges
Serges
Vigilante

Sep-27-2006 02:35

Justin, I feel so stupid! I've been staring at your avatar all this time, and it finally dawned on me where I reognize you from.

There must be some kind of misunderstanding, though, because there's no way you could be the top recruiter for NAMBLA *and* Grand Master of the KKK. There just isn't enough time in the day!

jroepel
jroepel
Con Artist

Sep-28-2006 00:56

Wow Serges, can you say lead balloon? lmao. I apreciate your staring at my avatar for great lenghts of time. I'm flattered, really I am, but I don't really swing that way. I'm afraid you, Al Z, and Crunchpatty will have to continue your torrid affair as a threesome. So sorry to break your hearts boys.

Oh yes, Biggie.... I was serious about the backhair honey. We really need to get that shaved off so that we can make wigs and toupees for the unfortunate bald like Trey Lin. The poor girl has lost all of her hair, even her eyebrows. It really is a shame, she got lice and flesh eating bacteria from Jack. He told her it was just a burn from a hot pan in the kitchen. That really is low Jack. Necratising bacteria? Man... That musta been a heck of a first date.



Ravenclaw515
Ravenclaw515

Sep-28-2006 13:32

jroepel, I'm sure we all feel like such jerks for not complimenting you on your recent Most Valued Customer Award from the Dermatological Society. You've been singlehandedly keeping the entire agency afloat with all those back waxings, not to mention the removal of all those moles. Keep up the good work!

AndreaX
AndreaX
Thespian

Sep-28-2006 13:54

You are right Raven, Justin's latest mug shot at the post office looks much better now!

Serges
Serges
Vigilante

Sep-28-2006 13:54

It's so hard to find something to say about you, Ravenclaw. All I know about you is what I've seen from the Amber alerts.

You look *nothing* like your "daughter", by the way. She's adorable.

crunchpatty
crunchpatty
Old Shoe

Sep-29-2006 23:43

This post rewards effort.

Serges - my homewad- I'm sure I speak for all of us when I say that Sleuthville appreciates your efforts to keep this thing alive. That's our Serges - always a giver. Same kind of work ethic he puts in to his business, Liquid Kourage (http://www.liquidkourage.net/).

Big ups for keeping the dream alive in that viscious business with a name that sounds like you pulled it off a bottle of roofies and a thriving client base consisting of 11 year old girls to whom you rent out your old Britney Spears cassettes as background while they lip-synch "Oops I Did It Again" into a grimy turkey baster!

Andrea "Distract 'em with cleavage then steal their airplane glue" X is fightin' the good fight too, just like Brother Malcolm before her. See, the X takes the place of the slave name forced upon her ancestors centuries ago...but really, that's the only thing that's ever been forced upon her...everyone and everything else was invited with that sly, 8 toothed (all hers, guys) come-hither smile. For making the effort to bend down and fasten the velcro on those cougar boots night in and night out...all my love.

Raven, it's great to see a new face on the boards, welcome to the community! For having the courage to post here I salute you! For having 19 jars of your own urine in an attache case under the stairs...meh, I'm sure we'll all be able to get past it.

Ah and Justin. Uncle Bubba hisself. Been a couple of days since your last comment but that's understandable, what with the fact that in many parts of California, oven mitts, ski masks, barber hair, rendered chicken fat and farm porn can ALL be procured at the very same strip malls. They really got it all out there folks, and Justin's been saying Californ-eye-yay!. But it's a hard choice - we know- between sundry shopping and staying at home watching wrestling and flexing in the mirror. If you keep calling yourself J-Ro, eventually someone else will too.

*cringes in advance cause I know I'm gonna pay*

Serges
Serges
Vigilante

Sep-30-2006 00:11

This is so weird... I was googling randomly tonight and found this:

"'O Canada' new verse submission by Crunchpatty:

O Canada,
You make my nipples hard,
'Cause here up north,
By comparison I'm smart.


With open mouths your strippers bow
To make an honest buck

It's just a shame, O Canada,
They don't know how to suck.

Our cash is queer,
Our singers blow,
O Canada, to France I'd like to go...

O Canada, I eat your yellow snow."


jroepel
jroepel
Con Artist

Oct-1-2006 03:32

<I'm a little under the weather so excuse my abscence... It'll only give me more time to come up with something really good to burn all of you with. I'm looking right at you AndreaX and Crunchpatty!>


In the meantime I think I need to point out that Serges left out part of his Canadian National Anthem.

We are all proud cordial Cannucks
None of us know, our beer really sucks.


AndreaX
AndreaX
Thespian

Oct-1-2006 16:50

Oh..no way this is going on page 2.

Bumping it to give the Justin here a chance to respond..if he dares

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