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Sep-25-2006 03:18

This is another one of those message board thread games. The purpose is to humorously insult the person who posted before you, by making it sound like a compliment...

Examples:

"He's so special that they have an Olympics just for him"
or "I just love her creativity-- the way she combines those particular articles of clothing into a single outfit, no one else on Earth would think to combine tube socks with heels"

Feel the burn.

Sep-26-2006 08:30

Interesting you are so fascinated by Big Foot Crunch Patty. After all you know what they say about people with big feet!

Too bad you don't have any.

Sep-26-2006 12:25

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Al Z: a more daring soul never lived. Here is a man who, in spite of all his significant handicaps and shortcomings in the field, has boldly decided to bring these quips /below the belt/. Good for you, Al! You're not letting a little thing like gross inferiority stand in the way of your desperate desire to compete with the other lads here. And that shows you've got /heart/, if nothing else. Kudos to you!

Sep-26-2006 13:19

You have to admire Jack's vocabulary and eloquence. Wow, man. I bet you get all the boys with that silver tongue.

Sep-26-2006 21:15

Ahhh Serges, the way you throw around big words is pretty impressive as well. I am so glad that "word of the day" toilet paper is working out well for you, despite the fact that you keep it in your vans glove compartment instead of the bathroom.....

Sep-26-2006 21:19

I wish there was enough time to get into the list of qualities biggie has that make her a worthwhile member of the species, but this sentence is almost over.

Oh well, maybe next time I get a microsecond to spare I can rifle it off...

Sep-26-2006 21:23

Allow me to help you with that Serges:

most importantly, you have told me multiple times that you wish you could be even half the man I am (which is saying something, being that I am pretty feminine)

Sep-26-2006 21:26

I never did send you a card for that operation, did I? I feel horrible now. Look at the bright side though... they botched it about halfway through, so you can sue for malpractice and use the money to "find" yourself. And in the end, isn't that all that matters?

Sep-26-2006 21:30

yeah but on the plus side, I used YOU as my model for manhood.....so right now I pretty much have man boobs and a couple little chin hairs, nothing more than that....

you are one handsome devil serges :)

Sep-26-2006 22:48

Wow biggie, this whole time I thought you were a midget, but last night when you got up off your knees I realized we're actually the same height! Oh and honey, next time can you please shave your back hair? You shed like a cat. This stuff isn't coming off the couch.

Sep-27-2006 00:06

What do you say about a guy like Justin Roepel...

I mean, other than what the Enquirer had to say. Their 12-page in-depth expose was a roller-coaster ride of a read. Since I know some of you consider that publication "trash", let me excerpt some of the more interesting things in the article...

"Justin Elizabeth Roepel was born to steal the spotlight. His mother, world-famous bearded lady 'Hairy Sherry', and his father, notorious kleptomaniac Antoine '11-fingers' Roepel, seem to have done a fine job preparing Justin for the world stage."

"A relative newcomer in his genre, Justin has written, produced, and starred in such one-man shows as 'Justine: The woman Within The Man Within The Gown', 'Tales From Below The Beergut', and the allegedly autobiographical 'That Hooker Was Dead When I Got Here'."

"When asked about the future, Roepel simply shrugged his shoulders, returning to his paint-chip sandwich."

Your whole family must be so proud of your success, Justin. Be sure to send my love to your cousin when you see her... and if you could get her to give me a receipt, that would be great.