I was wondering around the town talking, to the townies, as you do after finishing catching crooks, when I realised I was in need if some shoes (having sold mine earlier to get more money).
I stroled into the shop to see the assistant looking down at my feet, I asked him "Can I buy some shoes?" to which he replied "I'm sorry. I don't know anything about that ". Quite puzzeled I asked him, "But your the sales assistant, who sells the shoes then", getting the exact same reply I came to the conclusion that this man was some sort of imposter/alien/robot. I decided to follow up this lead buy asking around town for leads, me being a detective and all.
My first point of contact was my friend Manfred Gesling, the Priest. Manfred was an important contact of mine and was always helpful in my investigations. I got straight to the point and asked him "Whats up with the Shoe dude he seems a bit odd?" he told me he was sorry but didnt know anything, darn, that was my only contact in this city what to do next.
My next point of call was Tricky Mister Bar (an establishment of fine spirits and ill repute). It was a dimly lit bar, kinda like the the one back home, I went to order a pint of best, not wanting to seem even more out of place than I currently was with my two scarves and no shoes. I asked the bar dude "Can I have a pint of best please?", only to my horror, he responded in exactly the same way as the guy from the Shoe shop... I need some help.