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Mr Random
Mr Random

Sep-24-2006 18:27

I was wondering around the town talking, to the townies, as you do after finishing catching crooks, when I realised I was in need if some shoes (having sold mine earlier to get more money).
I stroled into the shop to see the assistant looking down at my feet, I asked him "Can I buy some shoes?" to which he replied "I'm sorry. I don't know anything about that ". Quite puzzeled I asked him, "But your the sales assistant, who sells the shoes then", getting the exact same reply I came to the conclusion that this man was some sort of imposter/alien/robot. I decided to follow up this lead buy asking around town for leads, me being a detective and all.
My first point of contact was my friend Manfred Gesling, the Priest. Manfred was an important contact of mine and was always helpful in my investigations. I got straight to the point and asked him "Whats up with the Shoe dude he seems a bit odd?" he told me he was sorry but didnt know anything, darn, that was my only contact in this city what to do next.
My next point of call was Tricky Mister Bar (an establishment of fine spirits and ill repute). It was a dimly lit bar, kinda like the the one back home, I went to order a pint of best, not wanting to seem even more out of place than I currently was with my two scarves and no shoes. I asked the bar dude "Can I have a pint of best please?", only to my horror, he responded in exactly the same way as the guy from the Shoe shop... I need some help.


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Jojo
Jojo
Old Shoe

Sep-24-2006 19:07

I asked the missionary to tell me about God... But he said he didn't know anything about Him.


Maybe he's not a real missionary?

Fiddler's Green
Fiddler's Green

Oct-8-2006 13:49

Perhaps he is new to the position?.....

Daricexxx
Daricexxx

Oct-8-2006 14:06

I asked the barber can i have a hair cut. The response i dont know anything about. What barber doesnt know anythng abut hair cuts?

Agent Andrew
Agent Andrew

Oct-8-2006 22:01

I ordered a coke, a fry, and a cheeseburger from the restaurant, but she didn't know anything about it.

I told the banker to give me all his money, but got the same results.

I was in luck, though, when I questioned the butcher about the Prince of Shangri; he said, to quote, "I hear the Prince of Shangri La has ten gold plated elephants in his palace. Life size elephants! Can you believe that?" Bizarre...

sushi kitty
sushi kitty

Oct-8-2006 22:38

yeah, i once went to the restaurant and asked for a plate of sushi and they said they didn't know anything about that, except i knew they did. i had spied them snorting a bowl of wasabi tobiko just the other day with Shady in the back alley behind the bank, using crumpled 1000 dollar bills. When I asked Shady about it, he was just his usual shady self, and ruby was like, "i don't know nuthin' about no grovers"


Ms.Briana
Ms.Briana

Oct-12-2006 14:41

well i asked the barber if i could get a haircut they had no clue i also ask the music t about lessons her reply nadda

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