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Sep-21-2006 19:33

Here is a fun forum game from *cough* another online game I play. Here's how it works, post an insult, lie or jest about the person who posted in the thread before you did. I've seen people come up with some preety funny things, the sillier the better. I'll start to give an example, then feel free to sling your worst at me. :)

Apr-8-2007 23:10

^ smells like teen spirit

Apr-9-2007 12:49

^balances his books over his beer belly pretending to read while perving on teens in the park

Apr-10-2007 01:25

^recorded a jazzy instrumental version of Van Morrison's 'Moondance' in his basement with his mom on bass and STILL gave the melody to the xylophone...

Apr-10-2007 15:01

^wears an enormous Tweet Bird sleepshirt (that reads "I Wuv You) and rabbit-haired snow boots to the cub scout campouts because "It's just so cozy"

Apr-10-2007 22:55

^only knows that cause he's selling all my sleepwear n' cub scouts to Honduran sweatshops

Apr-12-2007 15:20

^ was once a treehouse that lived in a cake

Apr-13-2007 17:06

^checks the underside of her table at fast-food restaurants after meals to see if there is any "free gum"

Apr-14-2007 00:59

^so pale he uses cream cheese as sunblock

Apr-14-2007 07:42

^so hairy that when he mows his grass wearing only a tank-top, the neighbor children yell, "Mr. Tumnus!"

Apr-14-2007 08:21

(that's eerily close to the truth)

^bought a wooden barbecue cause he's eco-champ like that