Well shiver me timbers. I was almost forgetting that this be International Talk Like A Pirate Day! Arrrrrr. Also known as annoy everyone you know day.
So avast me hearties and heave to. We're shoving off and setting sail to annoyance! Wenches and buccaneers alike look lively or its to the depths of Davey Jones's Locker I'll send you!
Mad Bess Flint
Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. Like the rock flint, you're hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you're easily chipped, and sparky. Arr!