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Sep-15-2006 02:30

This is a very simple and fun game. The first person makes a wish, and each following person finds some way to corrupt the wish and then makes a new wish. For example:

Person 1. I wish I had a dog

Person 2. You have a dog, but it dies the day after you get it

I wish I had a muffin

Person 3: You get a muffin, but you drop it and have to throw it away.

And so on.

Your firt wish to corrupt is this:

I wish I had a new car.

Aug-27-2022 08:26

You are now, an ostrich jockey and after many months of fame and fortune winning ostrich races across the globe you find that, alas, just as with cycling, sitting on an ostrich for several hours every day leads to erectile dysfunction.

I wish I was an untouchable living on the streets of India.

Aug-27-2022 20:26

Your wish is granted. Everyone keeps their distance towards you. No one wants to touch you, hand anything over to you, sell you anything, employ you, ... You'll have to leave the cities and live on what the land provides. One day while you're using the "bath room" a king cobra bites you in your butt.

I wish all flying insects would drop dead as soon as they come within a foot from from me.

Oct-17-2022 09:21

All flying insects drop dead, but soon there are no more bees to pollinate the plants, which leads to all the animals starving, which leads to the decay and ultimate collapse of humanity. Well done.

I wish I could have telekinesis

Oct-17-2022 21:34

You have the power to make objects move at will. Problem is that you haven't quite fine tuned it so at times these objects fly towards you at great speed and smack you rather painfully causing several bruises and small injuries. People in the street stare at you with pity in their eyes thinking you're a battered wife.

I wish I lived on my own island on a lake.

Dec-10-2022 08:48

You live on your very own island. It's about two metres square and the lake is full of piranhas.

I wish I knew what everyone wanted for Christmas.

Dec-13-2022 01:54

Christmas has no secrets anymore for you. Then you realize how outrageous people can be in their demands. This wave of materialism totally depresses you.


I wish I could have a ride with Santa on his sleigh.

Jan-9-2023 10:33

You soar through the skies with Santa. It's a bit crowded up there - every single elf has come along for their post-Christmas party jaunt and they're all singing 'All I Want For Christmas Is You', over and over, out of tune. After the forty-third repetition your brain is threatening to dribble out through your ears. Plus you don't know what the reindeer have been eating, but the results are pretty pungent.

I wish it was impossible to catch more than one cold in a twelve-month period.

Jan-14-2023 09:06

Wish granted. However, with climate change and all we are more confronted with other nasty stuff such as malaria and yellow fever.

I wish Harry and Meghan became adults.