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Corrupt A Wish
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Bill Oakes
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Sep-15-2006 02:30
This is a very simple and fun game. The first person makes a wish, and each following person finds some way to corrupt the wish and then makes a new wish. For example:
Person 1. I wish I had a dog
Person 2. You have a dog, but it dies the day after you get it
I wish I had a muffin
Person 3: You get a muffin, but you drop it and have to throw it away.
And so on.
Your firt wish to corrupt is this:
I wish I had a new car.
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Andy702
Pinball Amateur
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Jun-28-2022 20:24
You do - problem is the island is in a dangerous area to sail so you never see the island.
I wish I my shoes would never wear out.
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jsncruz
Battered Shoe
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Jul-3-2022 09:57
Your shoes never wear out - but you can never take them off so they stink like hell after a week.
I wish I only need an hour of sleep every day.
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BadAss
Charioteer
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Jul-3-2022 16:49
You do. But since your activity level increases you're bound to get into more trouble. All that extra time you have to use dealing with lawsuits and damage claims.
I wish I had a sleigh with 6 reindeer.
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Kittydetectivve
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Jul-8-2022 18:02
you do but 5 of them die and one runs away, and then they trample your sled.
I wish that I could jump higher
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Cordelia Falco
Battered Shoe
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Jul-18-2022 09:40
You can leap tall buildings in a single bound. Unfortunately you didn't notice that helicopter. Ouch.
I wish I had a shady garden.
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BadAss
Charioteer
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Jul-18-2022 14:55
It's very shielded from the sun and no risk of being sun burnt. Alas mosquitos and other bugs alike appreciate this too and keep harassing you until your skin is covered with insect bites.
I wish I had a mini submarine.
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Cordelia Falco
Battered Shoe
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Jul-19-2022 04:44
You have a mini submarine. It's just the right size for your pet hamster, who pinches it and heads off into the sunset.
I wish I had a magic carpet.
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BadAss
Charioteer
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Jul-19-2022 07:29
You do have such carpet. STraight from the fabled orient. However it's very unruly and you won't be able to sit straight on it.
I wish I were the on to discover Bigfoot and give conclusive evidence to it's existence.
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Cordelia Falco
Battered Shoe
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Jul-20-2022 02:37
You return from a trip to the Rockies with a captive Bigfoot in tow. Sadly once it's learned English it proves to be a hit on the talk shows and acquires an unscrupulous manager who soon makes sure you're shunted off into the sidelines. You end up in a mountain cabin, clutching a bottle of whisky and muttering about what might have been, while the Bigfoot runs for President.
I wish I could walk on the Moon.
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Cro Magnon
The Tome Ranger
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Jul-20-2022 08:20
Your wish is granted. Given that the force of gravity on the moon is six times less that on earth your weight is also multiplied by a factor of 6 to balance it out. So if your weight was let's say 120 lbs it's now 720 lbs.
I wish I could heal people by using mere mind power.
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