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Sep-15-2006 02:30

This is a very simple and fun game. The first person makes a wish, and each following person finds some way to corrupt the wish and then makes a new wish. For example:

Person 1. I wish I had a dog

Person 2. You have a dog, but it dies the day after you get it

I wish I had a muffin

Person 3: You get a muffin, but you drop it and have to throw it away.

And so on.

Your firt wish to corrupt is this:

I wish I had a new car.

Sep-19-2017 06:38

You finally finished your long awaited novel. The story is so heart throbbing that many people who read it end up being depressed and off themselves. You become desperate and plagued by guilt.

I wish we get special Sleuth items for upcoming Halloween.

Sep-19-2017 07:50

There are fantastic new and exciting items to be collected for Halloween 2017, but you cannot get even one of them.

I wish I required fewer than nine hours of sleep.

Sep-19-2017 12:09

*Puff* Now you only need 5 hours of sleep but they cannot happen simultaneously.

I wish I could lose 10 pounds without making changes to my diet.

Sep-20-2017 05:14

You lose your lower right leg in an accident - and thus you have lost 10 pounds without even trying.

I wish I could speak fluent Russian.

Sep-20-2017 08:11

The language of Dostojevski holds no secrets anymore to you. Speaking of secrets ... you happen to overhear a conversation in Russian between some suspicious looking thugs who clearly look foreign and some aides to the White House. They seem to be discussing the details of a sinister plan that would be devastating for president Trump if it would make the press. Alas, they notice you understood every word they said. You end up being sedated and lobotomized.

I wish hurricanes will always be directed towards the south pole.

Sep-30-2017 09:04

As a result of your wish, all hurricanes affect only the South Pole. You are attacked by a mob of enraged penguins.

I wish unpacking would take care of itself.

Sep-30-2017 14:19

Shazaam - you don't have to worry anymore about taking your stuff out. Now you have to worry about where the hell it all went.

I wish I had command over every single animal on the planet.

Oct-3-2017 08:19

*puff* Now you have command over every animal on the planet, except they don't understand each other and it is up to you to faciliate communication among them. (Talk about overwhelming power)

I wish my workdays were shorter, but equally productive and compensated.

Oct-3-2017 10:33

Your workdays are now shorter! But, alas, all your days are now shorter so you do not get any extra free time.

I wish my dishes would wash themselves.

Oct-3-2017 14:03

They wash themselves with such vigor that they keep breaking all the time. But hey, they're spic and span!

I wish I had a clone of myself that I could send to work.