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Corrupt A Wish
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Bill Oakes
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Sep-15-2006 02:30
This is a very simple and fun game. The first person makes a wish, and each following person finds some way to corrupt the wish and then makes a new wish. For example:
Person 1. I wish I had a dog
Person 2. You have a dog, but it dies the day after you get it
I wish I had a muffin
Person 3: You get a muffin, but you drop it and have to throw it away.
And so on.
Your firt wish to corrupt is this:
I wish I had a new car.
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LaSorella
Well-Connected
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Aug-18-2017 10:15
It is, but you you are not able to have NOTHING to drink for 10 hours after you eat it.
I wish we could see a solar eclipse with no special eye protection.
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Copaiba
Old Shoe
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Aug-21-2017 12:52
You can watch the eclipse with no eye protection... But your eye balls burn out.
I wish my fajitas were done cooking so I could eat them!
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BadAss
Charioteer
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Aug-27-2017 07:48
Your fajitas are done but someone else ate them for you.
I wish the franchises King Kong and Jurassic Park would merge and bring out a joint movie.
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Zara Bande
Bounty Hunter
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Aug-29-2017 02:12
Your wish is granted. But the test screenings are a failure. Audiences are completely bored with CGI movies and want something new. The movie is never released.
I wish I could speed read and get through 5 times as many books each year.
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Copaiba
Old Shoe
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Sep-9-2017 14:07
You can speed read, but only really awful books that do not enrich your life at all and are boring.
I wish I could find a good non-dairy nacho/queso cheese to get me my fix without giving me an allergic reaction.
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Cathy Rose
Lucky Stiff
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Sep-9-2017 14:51
You find delicious vegan cheese and it's absolutely fantabulous! (err, I mean, it makes your teeth stick together as you chew)
I wish I wasn't afraid of cockraches and other kinds of insects
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BadAss
Charioteer
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Sep-10-2017 02:13
Your cockroachphobia is over now. You don't care anymore if they crawl on your skin and in your hair. Sadly you become more prone to the diseases they carry.
I wish I could make people laugh hysterically at will and for no apparent reason.
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Sleuth Sindy
Pinball Wizard
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Sep-10-2017 04:23
er-um, you already do?
I wish doggies ruled the world!
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Cathy Rose
Lucky Stiff
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Sep-10-2017 05:16
Haha, I was expecting that :)
Dogs rule the world, but cats secretly control them and pull their strings from behind the scenes. So dog owners are put at a disadvantage.
I wish I had the patience to make crazy things like unicorn cookie dough and rainbow cream cheese bagels
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BadAss
Charioteer
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Sep-10-2017 06:29
You become a rainbow chef. By eating that food your skin color changes likewise and you look like a regular LGBT activist.
I wish Sleuth Sindy was better at corrupting wishes.
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