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Bill Oakes
Bill Oakes

Sep-15-2006 02:30

This is a very simple and fun game. The first person makes a wish, and each following person finds some way to corrupt the wish and then makes a new wish. For example:

Person 1. I wish I had a dog

Person 2. You have a dog, but it dies the day after you get it

I wish I had a muffin

Person 3: You get a muffin, but you drop it and have to throw it away.

And so on.

Your firt wish to corrupt is this:

I wish I had a new car.

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BadAss
BadAss
Charioteer

Sep-17-2016 10:48

You get a nice, mild climate year round. Every day looks the same. People in your area don't chat about the weather anymore and about 70% of the small talk goes away. Social interactions are reduced to an absolute minimum and residents become more socially isolated which in turns leads to alcoholism and depression. And you have forgotten how fun it is to make a snowman.

I wish Donald Trump would make a surprise appearance at my house for Halloween.

Sleuth Sindy
Sleuth Sindy
Pinball Wizard

Sep-18-2016 03:51

Hillary Clinton makes a surprise appearance at your house at the same time. :)

I wish Santa Claus was real!

Real McCoy
Real McCoy
Nomad

Sep-18-2016 08:13

He's for real now. But so are the bogey man, the grim reaper, Freddy Krueger, Jason Voorhees and Mike Myers ... anyway, you get the idea right? :)

I wish there was a Chinese version of The Hulk.

Sleuth Sindy
Sleuth Sindy
Pinball Wizard

Sep-18-2016 15:38

I don't think that is a legitimate corruption of my wish. The Easter Bunny, fairies, elves, etc. are myths in the same genre as Santa Claus. Whereas Freddy Krueger, Jason Voorhes and Mike Myers are products of modern movies.

Not at all the same thing.

Try again.

Real McCoy
Real McCoy
Nomad

Sep-18-2016 22:57

You conveniently overlooked the bogey man and the grim reaper. But if you need more names I could sum up Baba Yaga, the Headless Horseman or even Loki. Each era produces it's own myths and legends. It's not because the channels that spread these myths are modern that they are less legit.

And now without further ado you can corrupt my wish :)

Secret_Squirrel
Secret_Squirrel
Safety Officer

Sep-19-2016 02:27

I feel like I’ve been to Dinner at your house and am tossing up between feigning a heart attack or shouting ‘look over there’ and taking the window :D

Would you like me to have a go? No? Good, don’t mind if I do.

*poof* Santa is real. Santa is now Chauncy Smith, or that is, Chauncy is now Santa

Chauncy Smith had been the Macey’s store Santa for 20 years in his local town. But it had all gone pear-shaped when his relationship with his helper Elf Edith Brown had gone south. Edith had taken up an offer to join Hank Rubinstein across the street as one of his dancing menorah candles in Hank’s jewellery shop’s Hanukkah display window. One thing had led to another and Hank had kindled a flame (pun SO intended) in Edith’s heart that Chauncy never could, and that was that.

Chauncy had taken to the drink pretty hard, and human resources could only let a slurring Santa, with a whiskey stained beard, slide for so long. Besides when Chauncy wasn’t standing in the middle of the road in full costume whenever Edith was performing, pointing at her, and yelling “ho ho HO!” he was propositioning the mothers in line waiting with their children. Chauncy swore to HR that his comments about his Santa’s Sack, were completely accurate and totally thematic, but HR weren’t having any of that!

So when Chauncy get’s the magic Tinkerbell dust sprinkled on him and *poof he’s Santa* he’s pretty much none the wiser. He’s too busy catching up with the Kardashians or contemplating turning his undies inside out to get an extra day’s wear. And when the elves finally turn up at the door all green and Christmasy, with the reindeer and their sleigh creating the perfect backdrop, poor old Chauncy, well he thinks he’s hallucinating.

An hour later when the police arrive they find a naked fat man in a Santa’s hat covered in (what is later determined to be) reindeer blood, nursing a 12 gauge and whispering to himself ‘Jingle all the way’.

…………………

I wish there were more hours in the day!

Real McCoy
Real McCoy
Nomad

Sep-19-2016 07:08

Wish granted. Now you have to work 16 hours a day.

I wish there was a Chinese version of The Hulk (yes I'm being persistent here).

AndrewX
AndrewX
Washed Up Punter

Sep-19-2016 07:23

Wish granted. Too bad your Chinese Hulk will be yellow. And he will be eating YOUR rice :>

I wish I had some pizza.

BadAss
BadAss
Charioteer

Sep-19-2016 08:19

You get your pizza. At least you think it's a pizza. It happens to be a shape shifting alien life form that adapted itself to look like a pizza. Once you open the box it will encapsulate you and you will become the meal.

I wish there were more waitresses on roller skates.

Sleuth Sindy
Sleuth Sindy
Pinball Wizard

Sep-19-2016 13:04

Excuse me. TIME OUT!!

I will *never* be able to look at Santa Claus again in the same way. :/ And what kind of depraved mind could even begin to conceive of alluding to Santa's "sack" in such a lurid manner?

SS, I truly hope some all-powerful celestial being in the universe is going to eat squirrel roadkill for dinner this evening.

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