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Sep-15-2006 02:30

This is a very simple and fun game. The first person makes a wish, and each following person finds some way to corrupt the wish and then makes a new wish. For example:

Person 1. I wish I had a dog

Person 2. You have a dog, but it dies the day after you get it

I wish I had a muffin

Person 3: You get a muffin, but you drop it and have to throw it away.

And so on.

Your firt wish to corrupt is this:

I wish I had a new car.

Apr-10-2016 09:31

Granted, but you die before them. And they piss on your grave. For the next 5 years, before they die.

I wish Aladdin's Genius was real and that he served me.

Apr-10-2016 13:14

The Genie is out of the bottle and ready to serve. His magic isn't what it used to be so every wish you make becomes corrupted. You decide it becomes too unpredictable to wish for anything anymore and Aladdin's lamp will only collect dust in your basement.

I wish I found the Holy Grail.

Apr-10-2016 13:53

Congratulations you have done what countless others have failed to do and found the Holy Grail. Not only have you discovered one coveted archeological find, but you have also discovered Pandora's Box. The only obstacle to actually putting your hands on the Holy Grail, is the fact that it is locked inside of Pandora's Box. If you open the box you will let loose all of the evil contained therein. Once the evil is let loose the world will be destroyed, making the discovery of the Holy Grail a moot point.

I wish I was clairvoyant.

Apr-10-2016 15:53

Granted, but you discover that you only can be clairvoyant while you play Sleuth Noir. You use this to instantly discover killers, and Ben (or any other admin) bans you of the game. Permanently.

I wish i was the most likeable person in the world.

Apr-10-2016 21:21

You become the biggest cutie pie in the world. Your most fervent worshippers appear to be grannies with huge bossoms who constantly want to squeeze you tight between their flabby forearms and kiss you all over your face and nibble at your ears too. Your face covered with pink lipstick and smelling of cheap cologne, you have to live in obscure hideouts in an attempt to escape those hordes.

I wish I was a genius at math.

Apr-11-2016 14:01

You become an genius at math, but one of your friends gets jealous and strangulates you with a rope.

I wish i had an Lamborghini Murciélago.

Apr-11-2016 18:51

Wish granted! You didn't specify what size you wanted it to be so it turns out to be a 1:32 scale model that will fit nicely on your shelf.

I wish I had an army of clones of myself.

Apr-12-2016 10:12

*waves her magic wand*

You are surrounded by hundreds of your own clones, but unfortunately, because you only have one social security number, they are unable to work and you end up having to support them all and eventually become homeless and broken and your clones all die of salvation.

I wish I was married to an egomaniac.

Oh, wait! I am. :p

I wish I was Mother Nature.

Apr-12-2016 10:13

... and eventually become homeless and *broke* and your clones all die of *starvation.*

Edit button please!

Apr-12-2016 12:50

Granted, but a man called Ilovec Hainsaw (pun intended) cuts all of your trees and plants with an Super-Duper-Ultra Chainsaw because he liked doing it. All people in the world die from having no oxygen, and you die of extinction.

I wish the Murciélago scale model that McCoy gave me became the proper size for me to enter. *puts the scale model in the garage*