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Bill Oakes
Bill Oakes

Sep-15-2006 02:30

This is a very simple and fun game. The first person makes a wish, and each following person finds some way to corrupt the wish and then makes a new wish. For example:

Person 1. I wish I had a dog

Person 2. You have a dog, but it dies the day after you get it

I wish I had a muffin

Person 3: You get a muffin, but you drop it and have to throw it away.

And so on.

Your firt wish to corrupt is this:

I wish I had a new car.

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BadAss
BadAss
Charioteer

Mar-31-2016 05:40

Your husband looks like an improved version of Donald Trump. Much younger too. Alas, a lot of other women are equally attracted to him as you and you find yourself in a constant rivalry with some of the hottest babes on the planet.

I wish I was a sexy billionaire.

Kent Brooks
Kent Brooks

Mar-31-2016 08:36

You are a sexy billionaire, and you marry an girl that you found in the internet. She marries you and haves an baby. She spends money in a lot of things, and you become millionaire. You have an accident, and you lose your sexiness. The girl divorces you and asks for half of your things, and wins. You try to make an Indie game to gain more money, but you accidentally uses McDonald's name for an diner, and McDonald's sues you, making you lose a lot of money, and you become an normal person.

I wish trains would not exist. And that i could go back in time to prevent me from being left to die, now that trains are erased out of history.



Real McCoy
Real McCoy
Super Steeper

Mar-31-2016 11:08

Technically you're wishing for two things but here goes ... Railways become abandoned and obsolete. You travel back in time and end up somewhere in the early 1900's. You are bewildered and overwhelmed by your new environment and didn't notice the Ford Model T behind you and you get run over by it.

I wish I had a domesticated velociraptor that I could use as a mount with saddle and all.

Kent Brooks
Kent Brooks

Mar-31-2016 12:13

Granted, but the velociraptor haves STD and dies due to you not knowing how to treat it and velociraptor doctors not existing.

And i was talking about the corruptions of my wishes made by Shell Marple. But your corruptions are better to me.

I wish i had infinite money.

Real McCoy
Real McCoy
Super Steeper

Mar-31-2016 12:34

You can stash your entire attic with money. But you didn't specify what money exactly so it turns out it's all monopoly money.

I wish The Flintstones were real people.

shell marple
shell marple
Con Artist

Mar-31-2016 12:40

*sorry Kent, I had a choice to make, end my corruption of your wish quickly or burn dinner.*

You have an infinite supply of money, to bad it is monopoly money and does no good outside of the board game.

I wish that I were a mermaid

shell marple
shell marple
Con Artist

Mar-31-2016 12:48

Damn it McCoy!

Yabba dabba do, Fred and the gang come over to your house for a visit. All is going smashingly until Dino sits on your Bassett hound Dog. Then Bam Bam starts smashing all your cigars.

I still want a fish tail

Real McCoy
Real McCoy
Super Steeper

Mar-31-2016 17:07

great minds think alike shell.

You become an Ariel the Mermaid swimming happily in the waters of this world. Until you get caught in the nets of a fishing boat. When you get tackled aboard the crew decides to sell you to a circus as a sideshow. You become endlessly annoyed by little kids constantly wanting to touch your tale while their hands are covered with cotton candy and other gooey stuff.

I wish that at the last minute Ivanka Trump will replace her dad as the republican nominee and Chelsea Clinton her mom as the democratic nominee. A catfight in the mud must now decide who's to become the next president of the USA.

BadAss
BadAss
Charioteer

Apr-1-2016 23:19

*slaps McCoy on the head* You and your dirty little mind.

Okay, neither Ivanka or Chelsea can force a victory. The elections will have to be completely done over and thus lots of time and money get wasted. The whole nation knows you're the one behind this fiasco and you become Public Enemy No 1.

I wish planet earth would have zero gravity.

Sleuth Sindy
Sleuth Sindy
Bounty Hunter

Apr-1-2016 23:23

That is a compound wish, and technically not legal.

HOWEVER, because that's how this wish master rolls...

*POOF*

Ivanka Trump and Chelsea Clinton compete as nominees in the world's first mud wrestling match to determine who will be the next president of the United States. It is such a success worldwide, that the International League of World Leaders Mud Wrestling Association is created, and mud wrestling matches are held across the world annually to determine the leader of multiple countries across the world with exclusively female competitors. (Who wants to watch men mud wrestling, right?).

The result - women finally RULE THE WORLD!!!!

:)

I wish science would invent the cure for aging.


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