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Bill Oakes
Bill Oakes

Sep-15-2006 02:30

This is a very simple and fun game. The first person makes a wish, and each following person finds some way to corrupt the wish and then makes a new wish. For example:

Person 1. I wish I had a dog

Person 2. You have a dog, but it dies the day after you get it

I wish I had a muffin

Person 3: You get a muffin, but you drop it and have to throw it away.

And so on.

Your firt wish to corrupt is this:

I wish I had a new car.

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Sherlock Holmes123456789
Sherlock Holmes123456789

May-5-2014 16:22

You are given a pet dragon, unfortunately, he is a fire breathing dragon, and when he tries to lick you in the face he breathes on you. You can guess at the result. Roasted Cinnamon Bob!

I wish it wouldn't rain this week.

Kensha Starr
Kensha Starr

May-6-2014 18:26

It doesn't rain...this week. But it's Saturday, the week has ended, and now it's raining "next week."

Kensha Starr
Kensha Starr

May-6-2014 18:27

Genie, I wish you free and never had to grant any more wishes again.

Jesse Hunter
Jesse Hunter
Bibliophile

Jun-19-2015 09:21

The genie is free. It's been 7 months and genie is still crashing on your couch and "looking for a new gig". He stays online all night and says he's "networking" and updatimg his resume but you notice the web browser history is mostly porn, buzzfeed, and craigslist ads for late model camaros. Genie no longer shaves or puts on pants in the morning. He just sits around in his boxers browsing the internet on your laptop and watching Netflix on your TV. The good news is that he finally finished every episode of "Breaking Bad" and is talking about going back to college and finishing that screenplay he started a few years back. Also, can you spot genie a fiver?

I wish my lawn would cut itself.

Vulkie3
Vulkie3
Haynes

Aug-14-2015 10:17

Congratulations - you have won the first prize in the lottery. Namely, a one year free garden treatment from your local gardenere. However, when he shows up, and sees how big your lawn is, he packs everything up and drives away... shame eh?

I wish it wouldn't be so warm during the summer constantly

Sophie4
Sophie4
Gopher to the Sleuth Gods

Aug-16-2015 02:31

I moved from Washington State to the Toronto area....lived there 16 years. Now I live :) on Vancouver Island....I wish it would rain. But that's not my deal here.......

I wish I could drive my truck accross the sound instead of going by ferry.

Vulkie3
Vulkie3
Haynes

Oct-28-2015 11:16

Not sure what you meant with sound - gonna assume it means "sand" or "sea" instead of going by ferry.

Congratulations - your car has been upgraded to drive across water and of course it already could over sand.

However, on the first day you wanted to do a test drive, a tsunami foiled your plan; it washed away your car and house. But hey, at least the car can drive across the water, right? :)

I wish that the trains would actually depart on time, instead of being delayed for like 5-10 minutes.

Professor Troof
Professor Troof
Lucky Stiff

Oct-30-2015 15:21

All trains you ever take are absolutely punctual on departure. However they always arrive at your destination at least an hour late.

I wish I could prove Riemann's hypothesis

Vulkie3
Vulkie3
Haynes

Oct-31-2015 04:45

All of a sudden, you see it - the solution to the hypothesis is in your grasp. You decide to write a scientific paper about it and how you came to the solution.

Everyone is impressed, but one young man challenges you to solve the next problem... the meaning of life.

After a decade or so, you give up on this hopeless task and decide to devote your time to your favorite hobby. That is, collecting stamps!

I wish I could be a king of a country for one day

Professor Troof
Professor Troof
Lucky Stiff

Oct-31-2015 14:34

Ah, Vulkie, the meaning of life is already clear to me, Riemann's hypothesis is much harder.

Anyway, through long-forgotten distant relations and an accident involving a lawnmower, it turns out you are next in line to the throne of a small kingdom. The incumbent dies and you inherit the throne. Unfortunately, that very day, the neighbouring country seizes on the insecurities surrounding the succession and invades. After 24 hours, your country is overrun and a republic declared, meanwhile you never actually got to visit your kingdom.

I wish I was the world's greatest pianist

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