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Corrupt A Wish
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Bill Oakes
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Sep-15-2006 02:30
This is a very simple and fun game. The first person makes a wish, and each following person finds some way to corrupt the wish and then makes a new wish. For example:
Person 1. I wish I had a dog
Person 2. You have a dog, but it dies the day after you get it
I wish I had a muffin
Person 3: You get a muffin, but you drop it and have to throw it away.
And so on.
Your firt wish to corrupt is this:
I wish I had a new car.
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Synesence
Vigilante
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Oct-3-2011 11:34
Granted, but it falls prey to the Earth's gravitational field and comes down at full speed and crashes down on your house.
I wish the fashion industry were not so....fruity these days.
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Elapidae
Tireless Tiger
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Oct-3-2011 21:35
Granted, but it ends up becoming colorless and dull and we go right back to the 1920's... Don't know if that's good or bad, fashion back then wasn't so bad...
I wish pigs could really fly.
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Summer Daze
Freedom Fighter
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Oct-4-2011 06:57
And so they can. And they are fruitful and multiply. But the wing span needed to keep them in the air is so enormous that skies are darkened everywhere. All vegetation dwindles and expires..till humankind eventually dies.
I wish that I had the power of alchemy.
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ATLANTISREALM
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Oct-6-2011 08:29
You find the Philosopher's Stone while on expedition in Peru and you begin to turn everything to gold spontaneously...but what you did not know is that the P Stone is my creation and responds only to Moi...
I wish I was normal...
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Synesence
Vigilante
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Oct-6-2011 09:00
Granted.
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That kind of wish is already corrupted in it's own cruel nature, so....
I wish I could eat some chocolate pudding right now.
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M. Lacrimosa
Thespian
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Oct-6-2011 11:30
Wish granted. You get your chocolate pudding. But little do you know it has a drug like cocaine, making you addicted to it. You eventually become like a drug addict, angry when you don't get your pudding, and going to rehab just isn't going to happen. Soon you become diabetic from all the sugar.
I wish I had my old camaro back
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Summer Daze
Freedom Fighter
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Oct-6-2011 11:46
It's yours. But it does not like being back with you - it was happy where it was riding up and down the freeways in camaro Paradise. So one day it revs up and runs you down!
I wish my favourite coat would never wear out.
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M. Lacrimosa
Thespian
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Oct-7-2011 07:34
Lol the car was totaled so I doubt it would running anyone down, but good corrupt
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Jesse Hunter
Bibliophile
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Oct-8-2011 09:14
You favorite coat never wears out, but is also falls out of fashion and never comes back in. You insistance on wearing such an out of date wardrobe eventually kills your social and romantic life. Fortunately the 37 cats and a terrified macaw named "Sammy" that are your sole company for the remainder of your life are much less judgemental.
I wish my house would stay clean by itself.
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Synesence
Vigilante
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Oct-9-2011 16:09
Granted, but it comes to life and realizes what a lazy and filthy slob you are and decides to lock you out.
I wish I could start a fight between random people by uttering the phrase ' Are you ready?'.
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