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Bill Oakes
Bill Oakes

Sep-15-2006 02:30

This is a very simple and fun game. The first person makes a wish, and each following person finds some way to corrupt the wish and then makes a new wish. For example:

Person 1. I wish I had a dog

Person 2. You have a dog, but it dies the day after you get it

I wish I had a muffin

Person 3: You get a muffin, but you drop it and have to throw it away.

And so on.

Your firt wish to corrupt is this:

I wish I had a new car.

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Clint Forthwright
Clint Forthwright
Old Shoe

Oct-13-2010 16:59

A cure is discovered. Death.

I wish that the universe wasn't a mystery. It ain't easy being agnostic.

Peter O'Neil
Peter O'Neil
Old Shoe

Nov-6-2010 18:06

Presto! No more mystery to the universe. You know everything about everything. Unfortunately, you know nothing about anybody. Your mind is so full of everything that there is no room for anybody. Since you now have nothing to learn and no one to share it with, you sink into depression and despair. Life becomes so booorrrrriiiinnnnngggg, you die. (bored to death) Relief at last.

I wish lawmakers would stop making laws about the laws they can't ever seem to make right.

Peter O'Neil
Peter O'Neil
Old Shoe

Nov-15-2010 18:37

Ok. Ok. Sorry about the anarchist's revolution thing. How about ...

I wish the Earth had 2 moons. (Can you imagine what a double full moon would be like?)

luc pfeiffer
luc pfeiffer
Red-Nosed

Dec-29-2010 00:11

Actually, it has several billion. And each one of us is sitting on one (or two) of them. Whether you decide to use yours for more festive purposes is up to you. Try not to get stopped by the cops. You never know when they'll decide to have you do that breathalyzer thing. After all, we did see you sidle up to the bowl of egg nog a time (or four) more than even Squirrel did. And that lampshade you chose to wear home really didn't hide your inability to drive and at the same time entertain the public with your butt hanging out the window. Better luck next time! Or maybe just wish for two croissants. Breakfast will make you feel much better after a night like yours...

I want my Christmas back. This one was just plain nasty and i want a do-over.

Heimlich VonVictor
Heimlich VonVictor
Vigilante

Jan-1-2011 11:49

You get your chance to fly, for about fifteen seconds as you are thrown through your car window and then come to a grinding halt.

I wish I have a happy new year.

Dellilah
Dellilah
Well-Connected

Jan-7-2011 03:46

You have a happy new year, but only because you were so high on illegal drugs. Eventually, your body is unable to tolerate your addiction, and you die of a drug overdose.

I wish to see a total solar eclipse, live.

Peter O'Neil
Peter O'Neil
Old Shoe

Jan-8-2011 21:17

You see a total solar eclipse live, and you live. Unfortunately, you neglected to wear any eye protection and soon go blind.

I wish my kids would grow up ... really.

M. Lacrimosa
M. Lacrimosa
Sleuth About Town

Jan-8-2011 21:25

Wish granted. Your kids grow up. One of them moves on to college. He gets into medical school and becomes a doctor. All of your kids move on to college except for one. He stays behind and lives with you for a while. By the age of thirty, he starts wanting to decide what he wants. By forty, he's looking into college. By the age of fifty, he moves out.

I wish it won't snow tomorrow

Dellilah
Dellilah
Well-Connected

Jan-8-2011 22:04

It doesn't snow. It rains frogs and fishes instead.

I wish I could eat a lot of dessert without gaining weight.

Peter O'Neil
Peter O'Neil
Old Shoe

Jan-28-2011 18:12

Lucky you! You can eat a lot of dessert and you won't gain an ounce! Hope you like celery, because that is all they serve for dessert.

I wish money grew on trees.

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