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Bill Oakes
Bill Oakes

Sep-15-2006 02:30

This is a very simple and fun game. The first person makes a wish, and each following person finds some way to corrupt the wish and then makes a new wish. For example:

Person 1. I wish I had a dog

Person 2. You have a dog, but it dies the day after you get it

I wish I had a muffin

Person 3: You get a muffin, but you drop it and have to throw it away.

And so on.

Your firt wish to corrupt is this:

I wish I had a new car.

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Anikka
Anikka
Babelfish

Nov-12-2009 14:44

Wish granted! Everyone else in the world disappears - humans, animals, insects... The bad news is, you die a lonely death. The good news is, you got your peace and quiet.

I wish I had some really good pizza.

Wolf Girl 22
Wolf Girl 22

Nov-12-2009 20:24

Ta-da! You get your really good pizza, when y0u get it home you eat the whole pizza in a few min's later you feel really sick all to find that your 'really good pizza' had really BAD cheese. So you go to the hospital only to have nurses laugh in your face and give you some Pepto.

I wish I could go to Hawaii.

Elizabeth March
Elizabeth March
Sleuth About Town

Nov-12-2009 23:59

Granted. You can go to Hawaii. As a slave. I hope you like it, 'cause you'll never return.

I wish no one ever fought with me again.

Clint Forthwright
Clint Forthwright
Old Shoe

Nov-14-2009 00:13

No one ever fights with you again, because now you're a pushover. They get what they want, and you get them what they want.

I wish I was perfect.

luc pfeiffer
luc pfeiffer
Red-Nosed

Nov-19-2009 11:22

BAM!!! You're perfect. You have the face of an Adonis, the world's best job, an absolutely amazing ability to strike up (and carry) a conversation, the best ability to play sports/ go golfing/ climb up a cliff, etc. Only one little problem: You're too perfect and everyone in the world either hates you for it or is scared of you. Happy cliff climbing alone! Don't forget to jump off the edge when your perfection bothers even you!

I wish someone would reorganize my garage so i could park a car in it instead of a bunch of boxes...

M. Lacrimosa
M. Lacrimosa
Thespian

Nov-22-2009 15:50

Granted. Someone has reorganized your garage so you could park your car in it. However, they did a terrible job. You get out of your car and shut your door. The vibration of the door shutting makes all your boxes and everything fall on top of your car destroying it. I hope you had another car.

I wish the guy who hit me was paying more attention to the road because now, I'm in some pain...

LauraVo
LauraVo
Battered Shoe

Nov-22-2009 17:38

Voila! You go back in time and the guy who hit you is paying attention to the road, but he's a jerk so he hits you anyway because he doesn't like you. You're still in pain, and now filled with anger because you could tell he hit you intentionally.

I wish that I had a job in my field. (Statistics, just so you can twist it appropriately)

Jesse Hunter
Jesse Hunter
Bibliophile

Nov-22-2009 20:55

You get a job in your field, but it's not all you hoped it to be. The highlight of your career is when the statistical rule of thumb is named after you.

What is the "LauraVo Effect"? Statisticians experience an overall 47% lower Enjoyment of Life than any other profession.


I wish I were an Oscar Meyer Wiener.

Breitkat
Breitkat
Pinball Amateur

Nov-22-2009 23:26

Just saw

http://www.regretsy.com/2009/10/23/bush-league/

from the "Reach Out and Touch Someone" thread in Sleuth Talk....

O.o

I am SO not goin' there.

:-D

luc pfeiffer
luc pfeiffer
Red-Nosed

Nov-23-2009 13:27

Ok, Mr. Hunter, you asked for this one.

BAM! YOU are an Oscar Meyer weiner (hot dog that is)! How delightful! You get to sit in a fridge getting chilled for the first part of your life. Then you are transferred to a freezer, where things get a bit ... nippier. Ah wouldn't life be wonderful with a warm fire and a glass of brandy to keep things on the periphery from falling off from cold.

Now the bad news. You get yanked from your new home, torn out of your wrapper, dropped in a pot of boiling water for 4 minutes (just enough time to get cooked like a little lobster). Then you get drained, put on a cutting board, and get chopped into itty bitty little pieces.

Then off we go to dog training, where my two princes of mischief nibble at you (when they behave) for a couple hours each, piece by piece by piece. Awwwwww. Too bad. I would have left you alone if you'd been a bratwurst -- they're expensive.

I wish for a gallon of (very good) cappucino to be delivered to my door on Thursday morning (any time after midnight is fine) so i can stay awake as i watch over a cooking turkey. Thank you in advance; now please excuse me as i fall asleep until then... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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