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Corrupt A Wish
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Bill Oakes
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Sep-15-2006 02:30
This is a very simple and fun game. The first person makes a wish, and each following person finds some way to corrupt the wish and then makes a new wish. For example:
Person 1. I wish I had a dog
Person 2. You have a dog, but it dies the day after you get it
I wish I had a muffin
Person 3: You get a muffin, but you drop it and have to throw it away.
And so on.
Your firt wish to corrupt is this:
I wish I had a new car.
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Elizabeth March
Sleuth About Town
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Oct-30-2009 23:30
You do get your boy, but he won't stop talking and has a very loud and annoying voice.
I wish I didn't have insomnia.
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M. Lacrimosa
Thespian
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Oct-31-2009 10:33
Granted you don't have insomnia. Instead, are narcoleptic.
I wish I had more money than I really do.
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Heimlich VonVictor
Vigilante
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Oct-31-2009 11:02
You get more money than you really do, but it comes in the from of a shiny new wheat penny that you find on the way to work.
I wish shipping wasn't so slow on everything that I order.
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LauraVo
Battered Shoe
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Oct-31-2009 17:19
Oh you just know how I'm going to corrupt this one:
Kazaam! Now all deliveries, in their haste to make it to you lickety-splitly. arrive slightly damaged. Not enough where you can return them, just enough to irritate the hell out of you.
I wish I had a day truly to myself.
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M. Lacrimosa
Thespian
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Nov-1-2009 09:00
You have been granted a day to your self. But sadly, your alarm clock wakes you up out of your dream and you have to start another day full of annoying people.
I wish that that this world was not full of idiots.
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Molly Maltese
Old Shoe
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Nov-1-2009 12:22
Your wish is granted, and you proceed to be cleansed from the earth with the rest of the undesirable horde.
OUCH! I'm snarky. ;D Just teasing you, you smarty-pants you.
I wish people around me didn't make so much noise.
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Keira Ann
Bloodhound
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Nov-1-2009 15:43
All noise around you is reduced to a whisper. It is nice at first. But then you spend the rest of your life straining to hear what is said and asking people to please speak up.
I wish winter wasn't so cold.
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Heimlich VonVictor
Vigilante
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Nov-1-2009 15:54
Granted! In fact winter becomes the warmest season, because all of the rest have dropped below freezing!
I wish I could finish this paper and get an A on it.
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M. Lacrimosa
Thespian
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Nov-1-2009 20:22
Wish granted. You finish your paper and it is grade A material. How ever, the night before it is due, your dog gets a hold of it, and shreds it to pieces. Sorry.
I wish our government wasn't so corrupt.
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Elizabeth March
Sleuth About Town
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Nov-2-2009 14:16
You got it. Our government isn't corrupt anymore. Instead, it's overly strict and it puts people in jail for even the slightest flaw.
I wish I had a job.
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