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Bill Oakes
Bill Oakes

Sep-15-2006 02:30

This is a very simple and fun game. The first person makes a wish, and each following person finds some way to corrupt the wish and then makes a new wish. For example:

Person 1. I wish I had a dog

Person 2. You have a dog, but it dies the day after you get it

I wish I had a muffin

Person 3: You get a muffin, but you drop it and have to throw it away.

And so on.

Your firt wish to corrupt is this:

I wish I had a new car.


luc pfeiffer
luc pfeiffer

Aug-16-2009 12:16

I wish someone would come and do the dishes after the party.

(And by the way, Sir Weine, I can tell that you are not Italian and need to look at a map of Rome or watch some old movies. Irene, thank you for clueing him in.)


Aug-17-2009 14:41

Suddenly, out of nowhere a person comes to your house and presents himself as Be.n, and says that he have heard that you need to have the dishes dones after your party.
You don't really recognize him, but surprised you say thank you for the offer.
He tells you that doing the dishes is something he feel is really convinient, and that he got a nice quick way to get it done. You start getting a bit suspicious, but the offer is too good to put down.
Now he goes on, goes over to the table, and naps two of the corners of the table cloth, and walks quickly towards the garden door.
With horror you notice that all your nice china goes on the floor. Crash!
"What are you doing?" you ask the man, and staying there as a question mark himself, he says that this is what he normally do at home, take the table cloth out in the garden, hangs it up, and uses the garden hoose to clean the dishes.
"Ain't you Ben, Ben Ringold, a decent man?" you ask, and the man tells you: "No, I am Bean... Some might know me as mister Bean..."

I wish my date's next stop will be in my city, and that he returns to have a new date with me - that lasts for a bit longer. ;-)

Sir William Weine
Sir William Weine
Lucky Stiff

Aug-18-2009 02:29

Role Play time...

As I went into the swanky restaurant, Irene, a fellow sleuth, came and hugged me.
"Oh dearest, I knew you would come to visit me!" she said soppily "I knew that-"
"WAIT!!" I interrupted "I'm Sir William Weine, I know you from the Sleuth Message Board Game Room, and if you're looking for a 'famous writer', I'm afraid my con artist twin brother has fooled you."
"Oh." she breathed "Do you wanna have dinner though?"
"OK. I'll pay. Waiter!! Waitress!!"

I wish luc would be caught by the Mafia.

Sir William Weine
Sir William Weine
Lucky Stiff

Aug-18-2009 02:31

And luc, the museum contacted me and shelled out TWICE the amount you got paid. HAHA!


Aug-19-2009 12:00

Luc was out trying his nice new Moped, and suddenly he noticed that he was chased by some scary men. They closed up from behind, and forced him to stop, and said that he would better come with them if he wanted to save his life.
The men took Luc to a secret place, and Luc understood that the men was from the Mafia. They asked him about everything he knew, as it appeared that one of the local museums had recently got hold of a real Picasso picture, and the men said that Luc's name had come up when they tried to ask the museum where it came from.
When it appeared to the men that they had taken the wrong man, they released Luc again, and went for Sir William Weine, which Luc could tell them was the source for the Picasso picture.
The mafioso men came to the swanky restaurant, but when they noticed that Irene was together with Sir William Weine, the one man grabbed the other and said: "Wait... - look at that woman, it's the karate expert that took out a whole bunch of Circle of Light assasinates recently..." The other one had a look and said: "You're right... - but we are only going after the man... - let's wait to see if she leaves for the bathroom or something..."
After waiting for half an hour, Irene finally left for the bathroom, and the men came up to Weine, and asked if he knew anything about a Picasso picture?...
When Irene returned from the Bathroom, her dinner appointment seemed to be gone. Luckily it seemed like Weine had been a decent man, and not left without paying.

I wish I won't have to see once more verified that
"a boastful mind comes before a fall".

Sir William Weine
Sir William Weine
Lucky Stiff

Aug-19-2009 12:39

We should do an RP, us three, I'm getting the hang of the plot...

"Left a bit... To the right... Up, down, left again..." said luc to the interior decorators "I learned all I know about pink interior decor from ctown, you know." (see 'the last person to post wins' to understand this joke) "Left, hey I'm better than you, you know, ctown taught me!!"
"Watch it or I may just thump you!" growled interior decorator no.1 .
But time went by, and the threat was forgotten. luc walked out onto the edge of the new balcony's wooden support and whoops! A boastful interior decorator comes before a fall from a thirteenth floor balcony, as they sort of say. 13th floor was so unlucky that luc also fell on his Moped. It blew up, but he survived, so maybe he was lucky...

"LUCKY????" I can hear luc's tattered lips try to mumble "The fall smashed my limbs and reduced my ribs to bone powder and you call me 'LUCKY'????"

Oh well, I wish for a fall recovery, geddit? Oh, and you forgot to get life insurance and Moped insurance, so you are still bankrupt, from the time you owed $10, and you lost the BORROWED Moped, and you now owe $5010, WITH INTEREST.

I wish he hated the hospital food.

Vampiric Smile
Vampiric Smile
Safety Officer

Aug-20-2009 04:33

VS was having a meeting with Ran Bin-Sun in the underground lair just behind the tea shop in London when Lee the Ran Bin-Sun’s right hand entered the room.
<<My apologies Golden Dragon …but there is someone willing to talk to you! He claims that it is a matter of life and death>>
<<Who dares to interrupt our meeting?>> …grinned VS.
<<He says his name is Detective Sir William Weine…I know nothing about him…he is carrying something having the shape of a picture or something.>>
VS turned to Ran Bin-Sun << What do you know about the guy ?>>
<<Very small fish>> said Ran <<he claims to be a sleuth but he has only 11560 xp points in 242 days and he is subscribed ! All we know about him is that he plays the role of a former aristocrat and that he is posting rude comments about many respected sleuths on the boards!>>. And he continued <<he does that during the last 2-3 months at least …mocking sleuths like ctown, luc Pfeiffer, Irene etc…he is mocking ctown even in his biography!>> added Ran Bin.
VS smiled <<so we now have 2 toe ! Larry and William>> he said . << Do you think that anybody will miss him Ran?>> he asked with a smile! <<Hehe nobody will VS…in the contrary!>>

Vampiric Smile
Vampiric Smile
Safety Officer

Aug-20-2009 04:33

VS was in a very good mood when he turned to Lee <<Well let him in my friend>> he said
William entered the room shaking like a leaf. He has heard rumors about VS and now he was afraid and the 2 bottles of wine he had before obviously were not helping at all !
VS smiled and look at him like the cobra looks the mouse.
<<Well well well what do we have here ! Sir William "the Toe Wine ?>> he said
<<Wwweeeine master not Wwwiiine >> he managed to say in a trembling voice
<<Sure sure speak now mortal!>>

Vampiric Smile
Vampiric Smile
Safety Officer

Aug-20-2009 04:34

<< I mmmanaaged to acccquire this Piiicasso paintiiing maaaster. I gaaaave it to theee Cuuurator buuut the Cooosa Nooostra iiiis afteeeer it and nooow the museum passeeed iiit back to meee aaas it is toooo hoooot to hold it. I aaam in daaanger >> he said almost crying.
<<Yes my friend ! Indeed you are !>> said VS with a smile and emptied his shell completely draining his body in a second!
2 days after …and VS was completely satisfied after the consumption of the guilty soul.
-The body has been delivered to Marcel Santanelli, the Don of La Cosa Nostra in London and the reward was taken
-The Picasso painting was hanging next to the bookcase in his apartment in Shanghai
Only problem was the possibility that Botsie Boots P.I might miss their agent. Although that is a minor possibility VS had to consider it.
VS took the body in the crypt and performed the puppeteer spell. The words were spoken and the signs were made and the puppet was once again animated and was left free close to the race track in Shanghai. The mind was empty but who could see the difference thought VS with a smile and started ascending through the focal points…

Sir William Weine
Sir William Weine
Lucky Stiff

Aug-20-2009 06:59

FORMER ARISTOCRAT???? Irene would miss me for one, and two, you didn't make a wish!! And you know all about me, the exp points, the age, the subscription, the biography... Dear Watson, MY time to dish dirt has arrived! Vampiric Smile had once been Golden Dragon by over 250 points! Now, he only has no more than ONE HUNDRED AND FORTY-TWO points, leaving a colossal loss of over 108 points! Botsie would certainly miss me, their Shoe Maker contact and PLUS! Boots are 19th, yet the loudmouthed Vamipiric Crypt crawled out of the grave with a screw loose and are not even in the top 20!! I would rather walk into La Cosa Nostra HQ unarmed than join the corrupt Triads or Vampiric Crypt with YOU in them! SLOB!! A friend of the Weines just so happens to have a degree in dentistry, so watch that tooth!!

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