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Sep-15-2006 02:30

This is a very simple and fun game. The first person makes a wish, and each following person finds some way to corrupt the wish and then makes a new wish. For example:

Person 1. I wish I had a dog

Person 2. You have a dog, but it dies the day after you get it

I wish I had a muffin

Person 3: You get a muffin, but you drop it and have to throw it away.

And so on.

Your firt wish to corrupt is this:

I wish I had a new car.

Jul-13-2009 11:30

She goes on the carb addiction program but fails it. However, she goes on a diet at last.

A diet of fat-rich luc pfeiffer meat...

*evil, maniacal laughter echoing from Whyme's living quarters*

I wish for Lolita Martinez to change her name to Bill Cliffworthtonderschmumbojombehithimontheheadwithalargemalletandthenhidethecorpse6feetunder .

*laughter continues*

*gunshot*

*silence*

Jul-13-2009 22:36

Well that answers one question from "This or That". Anyone else wanna take this? Not Breit

Jul-14-2009 01:29

I said: "I wish for Lolita Martinez to change her name to Bill Cliffworthtonderschmumbojombehithimontheheadwithalargemalletandthenhidethecorpse6feetunder ."

Jul-14-2009 23:08

Lolita Martinez does change her name to Bill, but that means that you have to change your name to Princess Banana Fontana Crud Bag. (has anyone seen Friends?)

I wish that I would get a perfect score on my SAT.

Jul-15-2009 11:58

You get 100% on your SATS...
"Silly Answers Throughout Sleuth".

(I get 110%, SO THERE!!)

I wish luc pfeiffer would go back to his Swiss ancestral home his "origins" left him.

Jul-17-2009 00:17

Never said my ancestry was Swiss, said my background was Swiss. Big difference there, especially to the ancestors.

But in honor of this vaunted institution...

Luc gets pushed out of a train outside of Basel and his luggage is tossed out after him. After yelling several choice invectives in both French and Switzerdutsch to the train inspectors who had objected to his first class ticket being carried in a third class compartment, Luc started walking into town. He falls in with a bad crowd, takes up painting and has several of his paintings (which could have been penned by a four-year-old) bought by various museums. Unfortunately, each museum labels his work as being done by Pablo Picasso, aka Sir William Weine, so Luc receives none of the fame in later years and only a pittance for the paintings themselves. He retires to a (very) small cottage and a Schrebergarten and lives happily in obscurity for many years.

Unlike Mr. Weine. He is arrested in the early 1940's for forging Picasso's and confined to a mental institution after being deemed as completely psychotic and totally without hope of rehabilitation (both for forgery and for shooting people).

I wish Missy the Tiger would stop shredding my ankles. The director wishes that she would lose her soft spot for his shoes. Take your pick.

Jul-18-2009 03:35

Letter from the John Bong Jail asylum, NY.

To: luc pfeiffer, the City Hall, Sleuthville Message Board Game Room

How dare you! Pierre says it was a blank, wasn't it, Pierre?

*props up corpse*

Missy stops shredding ankles but instead eats Swiss-backgrounded people who think the Sleuth's Weine family are forgers, SO THERE!

*sulks*

Weine is an alias by the way, but continue calling me it.

I wish luc would be arrested too so I could meet him in the asylum.

Yours Truly,
Sir William Weine

P.S. Looking forward to seeing you, luc...

Jul-18-2009 03:37

P.P.S. Who is the director?

Aug-14-2009 11:22

Ok. Mr. Weine has gone on long enough for the anticipation of having his questions answered. The directors of my agency are Anikka, Breitkat Pfeiffer (a sort of distant cousin), and her husband David Adams. Have fun siccing them. They're even more acerbic than me at times.

As for your wish, again, ok here ya go...

Luc is walking down the Rive Gauche in Geneva, trying to get to his bank, when two police officers stop him, ask him a bunch of questions, salute him, arrest him, and haul him off to jail for having less than 10 francs in his pocket. He does get to make a phone call, calls Ani, pleas for money, receives a visitor two days later (I think it was that Shady guy but i didn't get a good enough look), and posts his 100 franc bond with 128,900 francs left over (just a guess -- haven't looked at the exchange rates for francs and Sleuthbucks lately). He then goes out to a swanky restaurant on the Rive Droite to make up for the appalling bad food they served him while in gaol and toasts the healty of Sir William Weine in his mental institution (don't forget to aim more to the right next time if you really want to off your target).

I wish for ... hmmm. I wish for a trip to Rome and a Moped so I can have a really fun ride down the Spanish Steps.

Aug-15-2009 03:45

Rome is in ITALY not SPAIN! No Spanish steps for you, you non-geographer! A story to reply...

Sir Will is found to be sane and walks over to luc's Swiss place, where he sabotages it for luc's putting him into prison. Then he leaves behind a note for the Rome factions to read when they steal the rigged moped as they had planned. Then, when the faction's man dies, luc is blamed. He is ransomed for 130,000 francs, and owes $10 even after he sells ALL his swanky clothes. They throw him out naked and he can't pay for a ticket so he can get home.

I wish luc would not send a know-it-all reply. He can't tell Italy from Spain.