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Sep-15-2006 02:30

This is a very simple and fun game. The first person makes a wish, and each following person finds some way to corrupt the wish and then makes a new wish. For example:

Person 1. I wish I had a dog

Person 2. You have a dog, but it dies the day after you get it

I wish I had a muffin

Person 3: You get a muffin, but you drop it and have to throw it away.

And so on.

Your firt wish to corrupt is this:

I wish I had a new car.

Jul-12-2009 01:46

You get 1 million dollars stolen from you.

(the sentence starts right but is corrupted.)

I wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy new year!

Jul-12-2009 22:00

We sent your wish up to the Fairy Godmother and the rest of the Continuum, but they're still stuck at a Fourth of July kegfest and don't seem to want to leave it very soon. Looks like you're stuck wishing that until 'tis the season. Good luck. Don't forget to hang up your stocking and stock up on coal and pennies (the copper ones please, zinc just doesn't bring good luck).

Pirate Kitty fell off the wagon and stole a biscuit last week and a waffle tonight (thank someone there was no maple syrup on it). I wish for a way to have her go through that carb addiction program again. Maybe this time it will stick.

Jul-13-2009 11:30

She goes on the carb addiction program but fails it. However, she goes on a diet at last.

A diet of fat-rich luc pfeiffer meat...

*evil, maniacal laughter echoing from Whyme's living quarters*

I wish for Lolita Martinez to change her name to Bill Cliffworthtonderschmumbojombehithimontheheadwithalargemalletandthenhidethecorpse6feetunder .

*laughter continues*

*gunshot*

*silence*

Jul-13-2009 22:36

Well that answers one question from "This or That". Anyone else wanna take this? Not Breit

Jul-14-2009 01:29

I said: "I wish for Lolita Martinez to change her name to Bill Cliffworthtonderschmumbojombehithimontheheadwithalargemalletandthenhidethecorpse6feetunder ."

Jul-14-2009 23:08

Lolita Martinez does change her name to Bill, but that means that you have to change your name to Princess Banana Fontana Crud Bag. (has anyone seen Friends?)

I wish that I would get a perfect score on my SAT.

Jul-15-2009 11:58

You get 100% on your SATS...
"Silly Answers Throughout Sleuth".

(I get 110%, SO THERE!!)

I wish luc pfeiffer would go back to his Swiss ancestral home his "origins" left him.

Jul-17-2009 00:17

Never said my ancestry was Swiss, said my background was Swiss. Big difference there, especially to the ancestors.

But in honor of this vaunted institution...

Luc gets pushed out of a train outside of Basel and his luggage is tossed out after him. After yelling several choice invectives in both French and Switzerdutsch to the train inspectors who had objected to his first class ticket being carried in a third class compartment, Luc started walking into town. He falls in with a bad crowd, takes up painting and has several of his paintings (which could have been penned by a four-year-old) bought by various museums. Unfortunately, each museum labels his work as being done by Pablo Picasso, aka Sir William Weine, so Luc receives none of the fame in later years and only a pittance for the paintings themselves. He retires to a (very) small cottage and a Schrebergarten and lives happily in obscurity for many years.

Unlike Mr. Weine. He is arrested in the early 1940's for forging Picasso's and confined to a mental institution after being deemed as completely psychotic and totally without hope of rehabilitation (both for forgery and for shooting people).

I wish Missy the Tiger would stop shredding my ankles. The director wishes that she would lose her soft spot for his shoes. Take your pick.

Jul-18-2009 03:35

Letter from the John Bong Jail asylum, NY.

To: luc pfeiffer, the City Hall, Sleuthville Message Board Game Room

How dare you! Pierre says it was a blank, wasn't it, Pierre?

*props up corpse*

Missy stops shredding ankles but instead eats Swiss-backgrounded people who think the Sleuth's Weine family are forgers, SO THERE!

*sulks*

Weine is an alias by the way, but continue calling me it.

I wish luc would be arrested too so I could meet him in the asylum.

Yours Truly,
Sir William Weine

P.S. Looking forward to seeing you, luc...

Jul-18-2009 03:37

P.P.S. Who is the director?