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Bill Oakes
Bill Oakes

Sep-15-2006 02:30

This is a very simple and fun game. The first person makes a wish, and each following person finds some way to corrupt the wish and then makes a new wish. For example:

Person 1. I wish I had a dog

Person 2. You have a dog, but it dies the day after you get it

I wish I had a muffin

Person 3: You get a muffin, but you drop it and have to throw it away.

And so on.

Your firt wish to corrupt is this:

I wish I had a new car.

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luc pfeiffer
luc pfeiffer
Red-Nosed

Jun-29-2009 20:49

Which do want first, the good news or the bad news?

Ok, the good news is that you ARE as funny as John Cleese. The revival of the Flying Circus stars YOU.

The bad news is ... You smell like spam. The rest of the cast gets to revive the perpetual joke and yell "I can't stand SPAM" to the rest of the world at the top of their lungs at regular intervals. In addition, Breit's, Cordelia's, and Sara Lou's dogs all follow you around, trying to sneak a bite of that mouthwatering delight. Since their favorite spot seems to be your ankles and lower shins, you spend a fortune on tube socks and perfume trying to dissuade your followers from feasting on your carcass. No luck though! Mosquito repellent doesn't work either.

I'd also avoid hanging out in Waikiki, Hawaii or Austin, Texas, too. You'll either be the MC at either event or ... the main entree.

I wish for a cordless drill and a paint sprayer to do a bit of home improvement without having to spend a fortune on contractors

Clint Forthwright
Clint Forthwright
Old Shoe

Jul-8-2009 20:51

You get a cordless drill; one that came with a deffective cord that fell off and the receipt is missing.You also get a paint sprayer but it didn't come with paint, so you have to go back to the store and buy some but they're closed. The next day you buy the paint and a new drill. When you get home it occurs to you that they didn't come with batteries.

I wish I wasn't so damn lonely.

Sir William Weine
Sir William Weine
Lucky Stiff

Jul-11-2009 11:50

You Aren't. Kathryn Gumshoe the 7th Whyme and Cordelia Falco love you.

(wink wink)

I wish I was stronger!

Vulkie3
Vulkie3
Haynes

Jul-11-2009 13:58

You are stronger,but you can't make wood break in 2 parts xD.

I wish I would get one million dollars

Sir William Weine
Sir William Weine
Lucky Stiff

Jul-12-2009 01:46

You get 1 million dollars stolen from you.

(the sentence starts right but is corrupted.)

I wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy new year!

luc pfeiffer
luc pfeiffer
Red-Nosed

Jul-12-2009 22:00

We sent your wish up to the Fairy Godmother and the rest of the Continuum, but they're still stuck at a Fourth of July kegfest and don't seem to want to leave it very soon. Looks like you're stuck wishing that until 'tis the season. Good luck. Don't forget to hang up your stocking and stock up on coal and pennies (the copper ones please, zinc just doesn't bring good luck).

Pirate Kitty fell off the wagon and stole a biscuit last week and a waffle tonight (thank someone there was no maple syrup on it). I wish for a way to have her go through that carb addiction program again. Maybe this time it will stick.

Sir William Weine
Sir William Weine
Lucky Stiff

Jul-13-2009 11:30

She goes on the carb addiction program but fails it. However, she goes on a diet at last.

A diet of fat-rich luc pfeiffer meat...

*evil, maniacal laughter echoing from Whyme's living quarters*

I wish for Lolita Martinez to change her name to Bill Cliffworthtonderschmumbojombehithimontheheadwithalargemalletandthenhidethecorpse6feetunder .

*laughter continues*

*gunshot*

*silence*

luc pfeiffer
luc pfeiffer
Red-Nosed

Jul-13-2009 22:36

Well that answers one question from "This or That". Anyone else wanna take this? Not Breit

Sir William Weine
Sir William Weine
Lucky Stiff

Jul-14-2009 01:29

I said: "I wish for Lolita Martinez to change her name to Bill Cliffworthtonderschmumbojombehithimontheheadwithalargemalletandthenhidethecorpse6feetunder ."

AZN_Cinderella
AZN_Cinderella

Jul-14-2009 23:08

Lolita Martinez does change her name to Bill, but that means that you have to change your name to Princess Banana Fontana Crud Bag. (has anyone seen Friends?)

I wish that I would get a perfect score on my SAT.

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