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Bill Oakes
Bill Oakes

Sep-15-2006 02:30

This is a very simple and fun game. The first person makes a wish, and each following person finds some way to corrupt the wish and then makes a new wish. For example:

Person 1. I wish I had a dog

Person 2. You have a dog, but it dies the day after you get it

I wish I had a muffin

Person 3: You get a muffin, but you drop it and have to throw it away.

And so on.

Your firt wish to corrupt is this:

I wish I had a new car.

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Acemaster
Acemaster
Well-Connected

Dec-17-2008 21:22

*poof* (puffasmoke)

Vacation! No stress! W00T! No work! No bothers! No cares! No nothing!

You die of boredom.

(That's what happens to me whenever I have no stress. :-) I've died 22 times. :-) )

Acemaster
Acemaster
Well-Connected

Dec-18-2008 10:58

Oops! Thanks for reminding me! Sorta...

I wish I was an unlimited roll of duct tape. Then I could fix anything!

ctown28
ctown28
Huntsman

Dec-18-2008 12:26

You are now just like the famous Force from the Star Wars movies, you have a light side, a drak side and you hold the Universe together.

Too bad for you, that your unlimited supply is allocated to Fraternity Row of a college campus where drunken frat brothers use you relentlessly to duct tape together the hairy butts of their pledges! Enjoy!

I wish I had a secretary

Acemaster
Acemaster
Well-Connected

Dec-19-2008 01:17

*poofy*

A secretary pops up, smiling at you with a big Farrah Fawcett smile. She boom-chicka-booms her way over to you. She wiggles her booty before sitting on your lap, never losing that big, glaring smile. She gets a pen and pad and she's ready to dictate.

Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot to mention that she weighs 500 pounds. Oops.

You gasp for air as the stunt tuna glares her pearly whites at you. You can't breathe, much less dictate a letter. Finally, to your momentary relief, she wiggles her booty again and it shakes the chair. The chair snaps under the pressure, and you are no longer being crushed! For a moment.

If you fell, she must have too, right? Now, you're sprawled out on the floor with a small Volkswagon sitting on your torso. And, have you ever seen a 500 pound person try to stand up? It isn't pretty.

She tries thrusting herself forward to stand up, but to no avail. Yet, on every thrust, she moves one organ into a place it wasn't supposed to be, or at least it feels like it.

Finally, she rolls over off you, acting as a battering ram to your flimsy desk, which splinters into pieces as though it was hit by a steamroller. You gasp for a big breath of air, but just as you take it, she's back in control. She jumps on you, and starts kissing you, and you can't breathe, and she won't get off of you! Help! Help! Help!

You wake up in a cold sweat. Aren't ya glad it was a dream? No you know, don't wish for a secretary!

Acemaster
Acemaster
Well-Connected

Dec-19-2008 01:19

I wish I was a roll of duct taped, now detached from hairy butts. Which means I have all that hair over me, don't forget that. ;-)

Acemaster
Acemaster
Well-Connected

Dec-20-2008 16:47

Too hard, okay, I wish I was an RFID chip. :-)

Sleuthgirl Ciara
Sleuthgirl Ciara

Dec-20-2008 23:53

OKAY mASterACER ok u are a REFRIED CHIP n u don't even are a refried beans! It is ok BECAUSE u don wanna be any referee or any bean thing wen u grow up but it is sad becas u do need a J to da O to da B! or lol maby be u have 1, in the ecksiting TAPE industree! It is this sticky "business" :(

I wash i like peprmint flavor butt it so freshie its burn the gummms!

3> 3> 3> Ciara

Acemaster
Acemaster
Well-Connected

Dec-21-2008 21:18

BAM You have a peppermint flavored butt. Unfortunately, the overwhelming peppermint smell is making the dogs bite you, trying to eat it! Oh noes!

I wish my new avatar will be here tomorrow. ;-)

Clift Garrett
Clift Garrett
Thespian

Dec-22-2008 05:34

Poof!! Ben gets his act together and posts the new avatar batch tomorrow.

However, he mixes up the avatars of Clint, Clift & Ace, and though you end up looking a little better, you're still nowhere close to where you want to be!


I wish III get my new avatar tomorrow!!

David Adams
David Adams
Red-Nosed

Dec-22-2008 15:07

Ok boys, you asked for it. (Clift, the only reason you're getting this instead of Clint is that i wasn't online yesterday in time to give him this. So enjoy in his stead!)

You fire up your computer with anticipation to see what beauty Ben has put up for your avatar. And then you blink. Apparently Ben either got lost in the middle of what he was doing or he forgot to have his morning half-gallon of coffee. It's a picture with Secret Squirrel's face and Ddawg's costume, complete with evening gown and three inch high satin slippers. Oh boy. Not only that, he's changed your outfit to match.

Since you don't have time to go home and change before you have to meet the first client of the day, you totter your way off to your meeting at the office. Those shoes look ABSOLUTELY DIVINE but, man, are they killing your toes and calves. (By the way, ask Top Kebab for tips about how to learn to walk in those things before you hurt yourself.)

You wobble into the office and brave the walk down the passageway to your office. You realize that heads pop out of doorways as you pass each one. Great. Now all your colleagues REALLY have something to razz you about at the Christmas party.

Your client, while finding your outfit and attitude very charming, is less impressed with a burly man in an evening gown greeting him at the door. So he steps next door and Jesse Hunter swipes your case. Peachy. The next two clients (one woman and another man) have the same reaction. So while your change is great for the agency, it's not doing diddly squat to pay your rent. You call it quits for the day and sashay your way home. (At least you're getting better at walking in those shoes as the day goes on.) Or you were, until you cross the last street before home, step in a hole in a manhole cover, and break a heel. OW! Nuts! Hasenpfeffer! Those shoes will take a whole 12,000 bucks to replace.


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