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Bill Oakes
Bill Oakes

Sep-15-2006 02:30

This is a very simple and fun game. The first person makes a wish, and each following person finds some way to corrupt the wish and then makes a new wish. For example:

Person 1. I wish I had a dog

Person 2. You have a dog, but it dies the day after you get it

I wish I had a muffin

Person 3: You get a muffin, but you drop it and have to throw it away.

And so on.

Your firt wish to corrupt is this:

I wish I had a new car.

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Sinus Felina
Sinus Felina

Dec-15-2008 19:44

Simsalabiff!
You are a tooth fairy! A wonderful little thing that goes "GNAW" in the night. Your only, huge tooth outshines the light of the most romantic poster moon. You are very proud of your tooth, and brushes it vigorously before you go to bed in you cosy match box bed.
One night it feels different though. It starts like an icy feeling in your gum, but soon grows to intense toothache, and you feel like your tiny head are going to explode. You nibble on an aspirin the rest of the night, and in the morning you fly directly to the nearest dentist. You come out of his office as the toothless fairy! You are somewhat comforted in your loss by the thinking of all the marshmallows you now can slurp through.

I wish for a vacation with no stress!

Sinus Felina
Sinus Felina

Dec-16-2008 14:50

(I must apologize for the many grammatical errors in my postings, which has two reasons. First: English is not my mother tongue. Second: My proof reading skills are inversely proportional with my feeling of funniness, especially at two o'clock in the night. Now you know. *Bows head with guilt.*)

Breitkat
Breitkat
Pinball Amateur

Dec-16-2008 19:41

You did great, Sinus!! ;-D

Gimme a bit to think on your wish, and I'll see what I can come up with. ;-)

Acemaster
Acemaster
Well-Connected

Dec-17-2008 21:22

*poof* (puffasmoke)

Vacation! No stress! W00T! No work! No bothers! No cares! No nothing!

You die of boredom.

(That's what happens to me whenever I have no stress. :-) I've died 22 times. :-) )

Acemaster
Acemaster
Well-Connected

Dec-18-2008 10:58

Oops! Thanks for reminding me! Sorta...

I wish I was an unlimited roll of duct tape. Then I could fix anything!

ctown28
ctown28
Huntsman

Dec-18-2008 12:26

You are now just like the famous Force from the Star Wars movies, you have a light side, a drak side and you hold the Universe together.

Too bad for you, that your unlimited supply is allocated to Fraternity Row of a college campus where drunken frat brothers use you relentlessly to duct tape together the hairy butts of their pledges! Enjoy!

I wish I had a secretary

Acemaster
Acemaster
Well-Connected

Dec-19-2008 01:17

*poofy*

A secretary pops up, smiling at you with a big Farrah Fawcett smile. She boom-chicka-booms her way over to you. She wiggles her booty before sitting on your lap, never losing that big, glaring smile. She gets a pen and pad and she's ready to dictate.

Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot to mention that she weighs 500 pounds. Oops.

You gasp for air as the stunt tuna glares her pearly whites at you. You can't breathe, much less dictate a letter. Finally, to your momentary relief, she wiggles her booty again and it shakes the chair. The chair snaps under the pressure, and you are no longer being crushed! For a moment.

If you fell, she must have too, right? Now, you're sprawled out on the floor with a small Volkswagon sitting on your torso. And, have you ever seen a 500 pound person try to stand up? It isn't pretty.

She tries thrusting herself forward to stand up, but to no avail. Yet, on every thrust, she moves one organ into a place it wasn't supposed to be, or at least it feels like it.

Finally, she rolls over off you, acting as a battering ram to your flimsy desk, which splinters into pieces as though it was hit by a steamroller. You gasp for a big breath of air, but just as you take it, she's back in control. She jumps on you, and starts kissing you, and you can't breathe, and she won't get off of you! Help! Help! Help!

You wake up in a cold sweat. Aren't ya glad it was a dream? No you know, don't wish for a secretary!

Acemaster
Acemaster
Well-Connected

Dec-19-2008 01:19

I wish I was a roll of duct taped, now detached from hairy butts. Which means I have all that hair over me, don't forget that. ;-)

Acemaster
Acemaster
Well-Connected

Dec-20-2008 16:47

Too hard, okay, I wish I was an RFID chip. :-)

Sleuthgirl Ciara
Sleuthgirl Ciara

Dec-20-2008 23:53

OKAY mASterACER ok u are a REFRIED CHIP n u don't even are a refried beans! It is ok BECAUSE u don wanna be any referee or any bean thing wen u grow up but it is sad becas u do need a J to da O to da B! or lol maby be u have 1, in the ecksiting TAPE industree! It is this sticky "business" :(

I wash i like peprmint flavor butt it so freshie its burn the gummms!

3> 3> 3> Ciara

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