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Bill Oakes
Bill Oakes

Sep-15-2006 02:30

This is a very simple and fun game. The first person makes a wish, and each following person finds some way to corrupt the wish and then makes a new wish. For example:

Person 1. I wish I had a dog

Person 2. You have a dog, but it dies the day after you get it

I wish I had a muffin

Person 3: You get a muffin, but you drop it and have to throw it away.

And so on.

Your firt wish to corrupt is this:

I wish I had a new car.

Replies

Golduck
Golduck

Dec-12-2008 20:07

Yes Akemo. Do your worst.

Kyle XY Rocks
Kyle XY Rocks
Pinball Amateur

Dec-13-2008 21:08

i wish i was a wonderpet.

Acemaster
Acemaster
Well-Connected

Dec-15-2008 08:01

You are a wonderpet. Isn't that punishment in itself?

No? Okay. So you become a wonderpet. A little poofy one. A little white thingamajig with a little wisp of green hair on your head and a little green tail. So cute. ;-)

A little girl picks you up. Don't ask how, maybe she got you in a happy meal or something. She loves you! She squeezes you sooooo tight that you feel like your non-existent brains (hey, you ARE a wonderpet!) are oozing out of your fluffy little ears. Then, she takes you home to meet your new wife.

Her cute little catty, Poopsy, is your new LoveHoney. Yay. What fun this will be. The cat bats you around like a doll (hey, you ARE a doll, right?) until she get's bored. Then, she eats you.

(You don't know how hard that was! LOL)
(BTW Breit, you are FUNNY. ;-) )

I wish I were the tooth fairy. (This should be good. :-) )

Acemaster
Acemaster
Well-Connected

Dec-15-2008 08:03

Oh, Golduck's wish too! Sorry!

*POOF*

You can now think of a wish. Too bad you wasted that one, because that was your last wish! Now, you thought of a wish, but it isn't really going to help you now. But hey, don't feel too bad! It only would've been corrupted anyway, right? ;-)

My wish is <see above>

Sinus Felina
Sinus Felina

Dec-15-2008 19:44

Simsalabiff!
You are a tooth fairy! A wonderful little thing that goes "GNAW" in the night. Your only, huge tooth outshines the light of the most romantic poster moon. You are very proud of your tooth, and brushes it vigorously before you go to bed in you cosy match box bed.
One night it feels different though. It starts like an icy feeling in your gum, but soon grows to intense toothache, and you feel like your tiny head are going to explode. You nibble on an aspirin the rest of the night, and in the morning you fly directly to the nearest dentist. You come out of his office as the toothless fairy! You are somewhat comforted in your loss by the thinking of all the marshmallows you now can slurp through.

I wish for a vacation with no stress!

Sinus Felina
Sinus Felina

Dec-16-2008 14:50

(I must apologize for the many grammatical errors in my postings, which has two reasons. First: English is not my mother tongue. Second: My proof reading skills are inversely proportional with my feeling of funniness, especially at two o'clock in the night. Now you know. *Bows head with guilt.*)

Breitkat
Breitkat
Pinball Amateur

Dec-16-2008 19:41

You did great, Sinus!! ;-D

Gimme a bit to think on your wish, and I'll see what I can come up with. ;-)

Acemaster
Acemaster
Well-Connected

Dec-17-2008 21:22

*poof* (puffasmoke)

Vacation! No stress! W00T! No work! No bothers! No cares! No nothing!

You die of boredom.

(That's what happens to me whenever I have no stress. :-) I've died 22 times. :-) )

Acemaster
Acemaster
Well-Connected

Dec-18-2008 10:58

Oops! Thanks for reminding me! Sorta...

I wish I was an unlimited roll of duct tape. Then I could fix anything!

ctown28
ctown28
Tireless Tiger

Dec-18-2008 12:26

You are now just like the famous Force from the Star Wars movies, you have a light side, a drak side and you hold the Universe together.

Too bad for you, that your unlimited supply is allocated to Fraternity Row of a college campus where drunken frat brothers use you relentlessly to duct tape together the hairy butts of their pledges! Enjoy!

I wish I had a secretary

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