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Bill Oakes
Bill Oakes

Sep-15-2006 02:30

This is a very simple and fun game. The first person makes a wish, and each following person finds some way to corrupt the wish and then makes a new wish. For example:

Person 1. I wish I had a dog

Person 2. You have a dog, but it dies the day after you get it

I wish I had a muffin

Person 3: You get a muffin, but you drop it and have to throw it away.

And so on.

Your firt wish to corrupt is this:

I wish I had a new car.

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Huglover
Huglover
Old Shoe

Dec-7-2008 09:23

You get snow in San Francisco for Christmas.
- unfortunately you get about 2 meeters with snow, 1 week before Christmas, and in synch with this you get a cold period that's said to last a month.
- unfortunately San Fransisco is not prepared on this, so there is no tools to move the snow away from the streets, so no cars can go anywhere. All preparations for Christmas get stalled, because it's impossible to move outdoors, and those few who do so are desperately trying to move enough snow away from the windows, so that they will be able to breathe.
At the beginning of Christmas everyone sits in their prison home and dreams about how nice it was with a warm no-snowy winter.

I wish that all people would be friends, kind and generous with each other.

Golduck
Golduck

Dec-7-2008 12:12

Everybody in the world is nice. But there is too much nice in the world that you go so crazy that you kill yourself.

I wish I had powers like Beast Boy from the Teen Titans TV series.

Breitkat
Breitkat
Pinball Amateur

Dec-11-2008 13:26

(I have no bloomin' clue what a Beast Boy from Teen Titans TV series is, but we'll give it a whirl....;-)

Gettin' out the Fairy Godmother Wand here....

Now, hold out yer paw, err, hand....

*Tap*

SHAZAAM!!!

*Lightning bolts and thunder crashes from above*

Et voila!! One Beast Boy!! Complete with Power Pack Belt and X-ray Vision!! You are truly...phenomenal!! Now you can save the world and defeat the bad guys with one paw (the real kind, this time) tucked behind your back!! You are truly, one cool beast.

You arrive home from your latest bout of defending the universe to find you're just a mite bit hungry. While the rest of your Teen Titan buds are scarfin' down on hamburgers and pizza, as Beast Boy, you get...dog food. A heapin' bowl of Kibbles 'n Bitsy (mind the fur, it'll get between yer teeth). But it prob'ly does taste better than that Mystery Meat Surprise that the school cafeteria is always serving (hey, there's a silver lining in every thunderstorm. ;-)

A couple days later, you suddenly start developing an itch, right between yer shoulder blades, just where you can't reach it (even with your back legs). It builds and builds, driving you absolutely nuts. Oh, if you could just get in one good SCRATCH!!! As the day wears on, though, the itch seems to be traveling down your spine, getting worse and worse, and more and more irritating, until finally, you're ready to go outta yer skull!! As yer buds gather round the dinner table for the usual evening pizza, and you look forward to your usual scrumptious bowl of kibbles, one of your homies suddenly looks over at you when he feels something jump onto his arm. "Beastie!!" he yells, "You've got fleas!!" Ohhh, dear. Your friends jump up from the table, pick you up, dump you in the bathtub, pour flea shampoo all over, and begin scrubbing with a wire brush (got to get that shampoo through that fur you know). They douse you in flea dip & then they pull you out of the bath.

Breitkat
Breitkat
Pinball Amateur

Dec-11-2008 13:31

They dry you off with a hair dryer (static electricity, yuck, don't touch that -- ouch!) and brush out that fur. But the fun's not done yet. They pull out the flea powder next. Ack, ack, ack -- don't breathe that in. And as a final measure against your little friends, they stick you with ... (wait for it) a flea collar!

Too bad that nothing seems to work for those little friends of yours. Next stop, the VET's!

I wish for a new sound card and sound system on my computer. I miss listening to those Christmas carols!


Golduck
Golduck

Dec-11-2008 21:10

You get your new sound card but it turns out to be the wrong kind and it crashes your computer and you lose all your data and everything else you've stored on your computer.

I wish I could think of what to wish for next (even though it won't come true.

Akemo
Akemo
Well-Connected

Dec-12-2008 16:26

You're probably not going to like our repsonse if you keep that as your wish. Are you sure you don't want to try again? Come on, Beast Boy can come up with something out of this world, I just know it!

Golduck
Golduck

Dec-12-2008 20:07

Yes Akemo. Do your worst.

Kyle XY Rocks
Kyle XY Rocks
Pinball Amateur

Dec-13-2008 21:08

i wish i was a wonderpet.

Acemaster
Acemaster
Well-Connected

Dec-15-2008 08:01

You are a wonderpet. Isn't that punishment in itself?

No? Okay. So you become a wonderpet. A little poofy one. A little white thingamajig with a little wisp of green hair on your head and a little green tail. So cute. ;-)

A little girl picks you up. Don't ask how, maybe she got you in a happy meal or something. She loves you! She squeezes you sooooo tight that you feel like your non-existent brains (hey, you ARE a wonderpet!) are oozing out of your fluffy little ears. Then, she takes you home to meet your new wife.

Her cute little catty, Poopsy, is your new LoveHoney. Yay. What fun this will be. The cat bats you around like a doll (hey, you ARE a doll, right?) until she get's bored. Then, she eats you.

(You don't know how hard that was! LOL)
(BTW Breit, you are FUNNY. ;-) )

I wish I were the tooth fairy. (This should be good. :-) )

Acemaster
Acemaster
Well-Connected

Dec-15-2008 08:03

Oh, Golduck's wish too! Sorry!

*POOF*

You can now think of a wish. Too bad you wasted that one, because that was your last wish! Now, you thought of a wish, but it isn't really going to help you now. But hey, don't feel too bad! It only would've been corrupted anyway, right? ;-)

My wish is <see above>

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