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Sep-15-2006 02:30

This is a very simple and fun game. The first person makes a wish, and each following person finds some way to corrupt the wish and then makes a new wish. For example:

Person 1. I wish I had a dog

Person 2. You have a dog, but it dies the day after you get it

I wish I had a muffin

Person 3: You get a muffin, but you drop it and have to throw it away.

And so on.

Your firt wish to corrupt is this:

I wish I had a new car.

Mar-16-2008 11:57

Poof! You become a Sailor Senshi.
But you run out of food on your sailboat and, in an effort to catch an eel with which to make some sushi, you choke on a piece of poison bluefish.

I wish for a turkey sandwich on rye bread with lettuce and mustard -- and, AND -- I don't want any zombie turkeys; I don't want to turn into a turkey myself, and I don't want any weird surprises. (hey - if it was good enough for Homer Simpson...)

Mar-16-2008 14:32

You get your turkey sandwich on rye bread with lettuce and mustard -- and, AND -- there aren't any zombie turkeys; you don't turn into a turkey yourself, and you don't get any weird surprises. But you do turn into Homer Simpson and now have to spend the rest of your life as an overwight dim-witted cartoon character!

I wish all the snow outside was gone.

Mar-16-2008 20:42

All the snow outside is gone.
It's now all inside. Your house. Which is warm. The snow starts to melt.

I wish I wasn't working a 16 hour shift today.

Mar-17-2008 07:56

You get a day off. Tomorrow you will be working a 24 hours shift!

I wish I could understand mortal women >

Mar-20-2008 23:21

suddenly everything about mortal women becomes clear. But zombie women start to rise form the grave and you can't understand them at all!

I wish this thread would never ever end.

Mar-21-2008 01:54

This thread never ever ends! Hooray! But your computer crashes, catches light and the screen melts, so you can't read it.

I wish I had a bigger music collection.

Mar-21-2008 11:15

You do have a bigger music collection, in fact you have one cd from every artist ever to record, unfortunately for you, the only thing on each of the CDs is the same two songs, The theme from Green Acres and the theme from Gilligans Island.

I wish I could see all the ladies here engage in a pillow fight!

Mar-23-2008 11:49

You see all the ladies ehre engaged in a pillow fight, but then your eyes burn up and you get thrown in a mental asylum. I'm not sure why.........................

I wish it wasn't sunny outside.

Mar-23-2008 14:34

It is no longer sunny outside, in fact the entire earth is now covered in darkness and will remain that way. Without sunlight, everything just withers up and dies!

I wish Aunt Pittypat would stop pinching my cheeks!

Mar-23-2008 15:09

Your dear old Aunt Pitty stops pinching your cheeks, but starts pinching your tooshie instead.

I wish I could find my dentures.